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YES!

WHEW!

2 DOWN

Damn Castro.

QUOTE (winninguglyin83 @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 03:48 PM) mlb.com says there was an injury delay in the bottom of the 7th. What was it? TB pitcher Cormier got hit on the foot by a line drive.

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Texsox and Steff are the best Mafia Wars peeps.

FYI, It's "CDT", not "CST." We're in Daylight Savings time during the summer.

Derek Lowe

QUOTE (joejoedairy @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 02:43 AM) mine was suggested to me by yahoo and i thought it was silly enough to work, not that any of you care

Cheeses H Rice saves... the side dish.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 11:30 PM) But, would you rather see Erin Andrews just walking around topless or a porno chick getting "chees"ed by 3 or 4 "elephant"s while "rubb"ing her "car" with a "cat"?

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 22, 2009 -> 09:58 PM) I would dance around my block naked if we signed Brian Goodwin. If we sign all the players mentioned above, I will go door to door of every poster's house on here, and provide any service they want me to do... while being naked. CUT MY LAWN!

Ex-Sox player. Nice.

I used to have a few of the talking dogs from Taco Bell. I came home from work one night; didn't turn the lights on. Then, when my dog came to see who was home, I squeezed the taco dog I had with me. "Yo Quiero Taco Bell." My dog went insane, thinking that I was a prowler.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-chihua...-at-15/25534?nc Who had this celeb in their Death Pool?

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Jul 22, 2009 -> 11:37 AM) Since when is it the managers fault that a player cannot throw strikes? When the manager lets the player rot on the bench and get rusty, then throws him to the wolves the first chance he gets.

In the past, you couldn't (after the game starts); but I don't know if that's changed.

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 08:34 PM) Does anyone want the link? Do it via PM if you decide to do it. Viruses beware.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 04:18 PM) Just ONE of the reasons why this thread is funny. Or the fact that you want to put your face into the right side of klaus kinski's signature, shake it back and forth, and go, "bbbbbbbbbbb."

According to Gammons on The Scott VanPelt Show, that Mets trade wasn't real.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 01:28 PM) I hate you. QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 01:45 PM) I second this What part of "Rick Astley" and the picture of Astley there did you miss?

QUOTE (GO CHI SOX! @ Jul 21, 2009 -> 01:22 PM) "This is the big leagues," Quentin said. "An inch here is pretty big and [could] cost a game, so I needed to make sure I could perform up to standards that would allow any circumstances like that to not come into play." Apparently, our idea of defense and Ozzie's idea are two different things.