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Jason Bay Nate McLouth Aramis Ramirez Jack Wilson Freddy Sanchez Jason Kendall Nyjer Morgan Adam LaRoche Xavier Nady Sean Casey Mike Gonzalez Ty Wigginton Brian Giles Matt Stairs Reggie Sanders Kenny Lofton Jeff Suppan Gary Matthews Jr. Derek Bell Jason Schmidt Bronson Arroyo Tony Womack John Lieber Jose Guillen Joe Randa Esteban Loaiza Jay Bell Jeff King Charlie Hayes Denny Neagle Zane Smith Andy Van Slyke Tim Wakefield Doug Drabek John Smiley Danny Jackson Bobby Bonilla Barry Bonds

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 04:37 PM) Although not recent, this is another one of Tex's polls http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...=10996&st=0 Don't forget the poll about "perfect head." http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=66956

It must really suck to be a Pirates fan.

You could say that you were "psyched" to see it coming back on, eh dasox?

Warehouse 13 is pretty solid.

QUOTE (zenryan @ Jul 28, 2009 -> 03:33 PM) The Zooker wants to have the 2010 Ill-Northwestern game to be held at Wrigley. That would be pretty cool. http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4358676 The stadium is too small seating-wise.

I hope that BA survives enough in baseball to prove Ozzie wrong about him. I also hope the he grows up enough to keep his teammates from wanting to kick his ass.

How much cap space does Chicago have? Can they find a backup QB and DB in veteran waivers after the preseason?

QUOTE (nitetrain8601 @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 07:56 PM) Meh, the trade of a 7'1 injury prone pogo stick whom OKC has been trying to unload on anyone who listens for an injury prone 6'10 PF playing C who has 3 years more on his contract. On paper, it looks like a big deal. When it counts, these guys aren't much. You mean New Orleans, I believe...

Swordfish and Wild Smoked Salmon are pretty great. So is quality Trout.

They have Garcia and Russell.

Walter Payton's posthumous bio. You'll cry.

Vernon Forrest killed in a carjacking attempt.

My guess: St Louis Tampa Denver Washington Jacksonville Minnesota (depending on Favre)

Anything that's cute or helpless.

QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Jul 27, 2009 -> 03:36 PM) A woman next to him went for it, then pointed at him after he touched it. The man on his right tried to interfere too but never got called on it.

Gotta love the classics: (Singing) Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, yeah Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier Well he's in Indian Town, and what spots to stop? A nice looking Indian, with hazel locks He had to talk because he just couldn't nag it She wore some moccasins and plus a tough leather jacket He thought it over and invented a line He said "Excuse me, um, do you happen to have the time?" All was on his mind was sex, sex, sex So she said "Why do ask? You got your own Timex" To poor old Dave that line was cold blooded He felt that her ego was way over flooded She started to laugh and then she started to say "I'm sorry some times I do get carried away I didn't mean to hurt or miss-treat you My name is Running Rabbit and I'm glad to meet you" He said "my name is Dave with crazy clout" "Oh you're the one the girls keep talking about Yeah, you must be, because you look like a winner Come to my house, we'll discuss it over dinner" (Singing) Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier Well, he met her father, Big Chief Beretti He said "What's for dinner?" "Soup and spaghetti" The dinner was rotten and he swore he's gonna puke it He never would have took it if he'd known that he had cooked it Later on they were chilling, in the bedroom Sitting at the window looking at the moon Judging from the mood he swore she was hot He said "Are you in the mood?" She said "No I'm not" From what he believes and from what he gets When a girl says no, he really thinks she means yes So, he started touching her and coming out strong Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song He said (singing) "I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me, funny but when you're near me, I'm in the mood, don't mean to be rude, but I'm in the mood for love" She said "Oh Dave, you've got my poor back hurting I want you, but first close the curtain" He closed the curtain and also the doors The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers "Take it easy Davy, you're hurting me. Stop" Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy And then he cracked the legs like Humpty-Dumpty He's f***ing, sucking, also finger popping He had, no intention of stopping Crazy fun, he did not want to leave His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe He had to toss, turn, turn, toss Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force She was burning hot, she said "Stop, stop." He said "Are you talking sense or what?" I guess she didn't realize what she started Next thing you knew she was acting retarded She said to him strangely and kind of merry "Stop now, or I'll be unable to marry" He didn't take her warning He rode her till the morning He rode that ass till the p**** started yawning (Yawning sounds) He said "What? Wait" His dick went weak It said "Dave, pussies ain't supposed to speak" He gathered his things he wanted to leave this place But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face He opened it up, with his bare two thumbs He seen crabs with SPEARS AND INDIAN DRUMS! They's going heya hiya heya hey, hey Heya hiya heya hey Heya hey, heya hey Heya hiya heya hey Heya hiya heya hey

Saw Harry Potter. Very unexciting movie.

Someone said that the fence was a good 3 or 4 feet from the fans, is that true?

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jul 26, 2009 -> 07:28 PM) The Bears are ranked 20th in Fox Sports' pre-camp power rankings. I find that impossible. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/powerRankings Cutler's going to make Olson a top 5 TE this year. I can see 1,000 yards and 10 TDs.

Personally, I'd rather have Floyd and Flowers than Haren.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 26, 2009 -> 03:05 PM) Probably the dumbest argument I have ever heard for rationalizing meat eating. It wasn't an argument; I find this topic to be ridiculous.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jul 26, 2009 -> 11:32 AM) apparently your XBox is working. I see 1 good piece, 1 valueable pieces, 3 throw-ins, and salary. I wish. That's just in the video game in my brain.

Finesse pitchers suck; they hardly ever throw a perfect game.