QUOTE (GREEDY @ Jan 10, 2009 -> 09:13 PM)
Ozzie has a Venezuelan mancrush on Michael Young.
Why? I have no freaking idea.
His defense sucks like a fat kid on a Capri Sun. There is not a single everyday shortstop that is worse defensively. Check that, DeRack JeeTAH might be worse, but at least he bent Pre-Glitter Mariah Carey over his ottoman.
While Young is a perennial All-Star his offensive numbers do not impress either. .317 OBP away from Rangers Ballpark from a guy with limited power? Michael Young better thank his lucky stars that he ended up in Texas, if his ass wound up in Safeco, he would have been selling insurance five years ago. Really. Seriously. He blows.
Grindy? Yes.
Worth $80,000,000 in this market? Uh-Uh Girlfriend.
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