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Nomar could swing bat by weekend Dodgers liken microfracture in right wrist to bad bruise

The Los Angeles Dodgers moved out of Dodgertown this week to a new Phoenix facility. This is the first Spring game ever for the Dodgers in Arizona. They'd been in Vero Beach, FL since 1948. Guess who gets to be honored with the first home game? You guessed it, our very own Pale Hose.

Good draft guys! I'll look at any trade offers dealing one of my non-Jenks closers for some speed.

Well, if you go the wrong way in f***ing, it's all a dirt road.

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 07:40 PM) It's too bad he didn't do the Illini-Zona game in '05. He would've had a Scanners moment. http://geekent.com/blog/archives/pics/exploding-head.gif

Pic that has a sign that says "f***ing." http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/up...ian_town__2.jpg Funny article regarding it.

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Mar 20, 2008 -> 01:28 AM) Haha, who made the topic sub header?

Seems to me it can also be interpreted as in order to have the right to keep and bear arms that you be a member of a militia.

Nomar has a broken hand

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 04:34 PM) Believe it, it has been stickied. It can be unstickied. Colon was.

We are not trading Fields.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 04:25 PM) adios senor pelota! Adios Senior Bocados y Tortas!

Let's see. Uribe can be 2B, SS, 3B... Cincinnati (SS), San Francisco (3B), Los Angeles (3B), Washington (2B?/SS?), Baltimore (2B/SS), Houston (SS?), Cubs (2B?). Am I missing anyone?

The Giants could take him instead of Crede.

ND/George Mason

Damn. I forgot about the NCAA Tourney.

Simple solution: only allow the Arms that were available when the Second Ammendment was made. Flint-lock muskets and rifles for everyone!

QUOTE(BearSox @ Mar 18, 2008 -> 11:49 PM) Great spring my ass. His horrible defense to go along with his noodle arm has cost us more runs then he has scored this spring. Plus, I think it's safe to say my dog might have a better swing then Owens. He has looked terrible at bat this spring. He accidently got a triple on sunday, and today he probably got some weak singles somewhere, but he did K twice. Mr. BearSox, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 01:53 AM) Milwaulkee is a franchise in shambles. I read the owner wouldn't allow the GM to make any moves at the deadline, and he won't allow for the coach to install the triangle offense 2/3'rds of the way through the season. You'd think that Kohl would have better things to do since he's a senator.

QUOTE(BearSox @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 12:14 AM) And if you don't realize that, put down the kool-aid. QUOTE(BearSox @ Mar 19, 2008 -> 12:38 AM) Seriously, put down the kool-aid. IIRC, he likes Country Time Lemonade better.

Oooh look. It's on TV!

Seriesly?

The draft is tonight at 10pm Chicago time!!! I'm excited, how 'bout you?

I'd be perfectly happy with Fields at 3rd, Ramirez at 2b, Bourgeois and Ozuna as backups.