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QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Mar 21, 2008 -> 07:07 PM) Happy Easter everyone. Hope you enjoy the peep show. Usually when you ask a girl to show you her marshmallows you get slapped.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080321/ap_on_.../obama_passport

Too bad this thread is too large to split. :rolleyes

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Mar 21, 2008 -> 06:04 PM) Times two!!! I bet I was the only one dumb enough to pick San Diego. Too bad my bracket is already effed. Losing an Elite 8 team at this point would be worth it.

YES!

Yeah, he goes by Rob instead of Jim III.

Anyone else laugh that some woman named her son "Gyno"? Wonder if she saw the OBY/GYNO sign in the delivery room.

Damn. San Diego will lose now. FYI - Jones on San Diego is Jim Jones III. Yes, THAT Jim Jones.

Well, today certainly kills a few people.

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Mar 21, 2008 -> 01:56 PM) So you think someone like Seattle will sneak in over the Yanks, Tigers, and Sox for the Wild Card? No, I expect Anaheim to sneak past the Yanks and Tribe for the Wild Card.

Sometimes I think that Spring Training is about a week and a half too long.

The AL Wild Card will come out of the West.

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Mar 21, 2008 -> 02:08 AM) I heard that Jerry Owens pushes kids in wheelchairs over and knocks old people down in the middle of the street. He goes into people's houses at night and wrecks up the place!

Yeah. Cuz Richar's on the DL.

No need to apologize. Everyone has different experiences. You had the right to talk about your bad experience. Besides, I was only teasing you.

Excellent draft guys! I have an extra SP if anyone has a quality 3B available.

Final Keepers Zoom's keepers: Hanley Ramirez Chase Utley Mark Teixeira Jake Peavy Joe Nathan DrunkChimps Keepers Albert Pujols Jose Reyes Carl Crawford Jered Weaver Francisco Rodriguez Heads' Keepers Brandon Webb Scott Kazmir David Wright Grady Sizemore Roy Halladay Asshat Keepers Carlos Beltrán (NYM - OF) Matt Holliday (Col - OF) Jimmy Rollins (Phi - SS) Erik Bedard (Bal - SP) Johan Santana (Min - SP) Stevie Costigan, Jr. Keepers Ryan Braun (Mil -3B) Alex Rodriguez (NYY - 3B) BJ Upton (TB - 2B, OF) Cole Hamels (SP - Phi) Felix Hernandez (SP - Sea) Poppin Bottles keepers Ryan Howard Adam Dunn Chone Figgins Chien-Ming Wang Jeff Francis Kappys Spice Weasels Keepers: Derek Jeter (NYY - SS) Chipper Jones (Atl - 3B) Paul Konerko (CWS - 1B) Mark Buehrle (CWS - SP) Billy Wagner (NYM - RP) knightni's keepers: Adrián González Carlos Lee Prince Fielder C.C. Sabathia Fausto Carmona Fukudome'd Over Keepers Victor Martinez Brian Roberts Magglio Ordonez John Maine Yovani Gallardo danman's keepers: Vladimir Guerrero David Ortiz Justin Verlander Bobby Jenks Josh Beckett Chisoxfn's Keepers Dan Haren Carlos Zambrano Roy Oswalt Manny Ramirez Brian McCann DBAH0 Miguel Cabrera Justin Morneau Brandon Phillips John Smoltz Huston Street

Lost two games so far. Baylor and Kent St.

Well, I was trying for quote of the month, but apparently all this f***ing backfired.

I would assume that in a word definition, that all definitions would be valid. True militias are unneccessary these days, it's an outdated, and archaic ammendment.

Housewives pay for the Milwaukee Bucks

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Mar 20, 2008 -> 10:57 AM) I made love to his dog. Ranger's a Pirates fan. Seriously guys, wtf? Here you go...pervert. Safe For Work

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Mar 20, 2008 -> 08:03 AM) But again, as the quote that Strange posted earlier states... what difference does that make? The militia was a citizens' army, not a national one. They are one in the same for this purpose. A militia is not a standing national army. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militia No but the Army Reserve and National Guard apply. If you want a handgun permit or own a handgun, you have to be active in the National Guard or Army Reserve. Rifles would be different. As long as you have a license and permit you can own one. However, you need to be registered and up to date on rifle safety/shooting classes at least once a year.

Well, Lucy was sent to minor league camp.

Looks like Drew Gooden is a keeper. Now, if the Bulls can only draft a real point guard.