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If they offered him a better contract, hell, good for you, John. "And that's an ANGELS winner!!!"

3-2 I was an icicle in the bleachers, but saw El Duque beat the Tigers. Saw the 4-HR in one inning game off of Unit Saw the 9-1 whipping of the Tigers, Willie hitting a HR. Also, saw the Twins beat Contreras in one of his rare 2nd half losses. And also saw the 7-5 loss against Cleveland where Jenks blew the save. Not bad, considering I was winless last year.

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2005 @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 05:20 AM) I forbid myself to talk about any possible playoff match-ups until we officially clinch this thing.

So who the hell is pitching today for Detroit? Robertson? Johnson? Aw, hell. Who cares. How about another one of 'em shutouts Jonny? You seem to know how to throw them pretty well against this team. It's totally impossible for Cleveland to win today, so let's get that Magic Number down to 4 and the lead to 3!!!

Liriano figured Carl NeverHit out pretty well. Just throw three pitches in the dirt and he'll swing, no matter what. Time for Borchard.

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Sep 26, 2005 -> 09:49 AM) Unfortunately, "should" is the key word. The way the Indians have been playing lately, who knows? But, they will hear me cheering in the Pulp Dome from Texas this week. I agree. They handled Santana and Zito pretty well. But the D-Rays have been pretty pesky, moreso than the Royals at least :headshake

Perfect day (well, except for the disaster you call a Bears game) Cleveland loses and Sox win. Welcome back, Mark. Following the trend of your co-horts. Let's wrap this thing up in Detroit and not worry about anything else except the playoff rotation in Cleveland. 5

Get's some sunglasses, Sizemore. That was f***ing hilarious.

Time to win the very last home game of the season on a good note. Hopefully, the mo' from last night can carry over to today against Cy Rookie. BTW, Cleveland is 17-2 in their last 19 games. Talk about sick. It's Westbrook v. Greinke in that series finale. Mark, did you see what Freddy did last night? You can do that, too.

Two wins in a row, Holy s***! KC, my God how bad are you? Freddy, where have you been? Gooch: Dye: Save some for tomorrow boys. 7

QUOTE(CYGarland @ Sep 24, 2005 -> 07:27 PM) Anytime Boston, Ny, or Cleveland loses is good IMO.

QUOTE(Felix @ Sep 24, 2005 -> 07:18 PM) Double play! Tonight is looking good guys. So far, so good. Freddy better not piss away this lead like he did against KC.

I liked the shuffle. Although, I don't think Pierzynski is a prototypical 3rd hitter. Thanks to Dye, we won the ballgame. Otherwise it would've been another 1-0 loss thanks to our awesome clutch hitting.

Get ready for: -Garcia to give up a run in the 1st inning. -The Sox hitters to s*** their pants w/RISP. Other than that, anything can happen. Hopefully, the Sox can win consecutive ballgames for the 1st time since September 6-7 tonight.

I'd love for the us to keep Konerko. I've always felt that way. You think our offense is horrible now? Just wait until Konerko is not in it.

STFU is right. Everett was lucky he was 1 of 3 last night. A measly-ass infield single. When we do win (which is few and far between lately) it's been more often than not without any of his contributions (Except for Monday v. Cleveland). Everett may have a history against Cy Mays, but even tonight he'll may still be swinging at the first pitch and striking out on 3 pitches.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Sep 23, 2005 -> 07:49 PM) Bold Prediction: The Sox won't score another run this evening. Far from turn-around. That is amazing.

You want some jokes, here you go: What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts > > Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any > > > > > What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. > > > > > What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. > > > > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs > > > > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes > > > > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > > > > Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. > > > > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. > > > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. > > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > > > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" > > > > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. > > > > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. > > > > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. > > > > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." > > > > > Why do drivers' education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > > > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. > > > > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. > > > > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. > > > > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. > > > > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. > > > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..." > > > Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good ride

f*** You Jacque Jones. You're not beating us or tying the game this time! :finger Jose, sorry the hitters still freak out w/runners on base. But this was still your best performance of the year. By far. 8

All right Sox: You owe me a new remote control. Due to your lack of execution w/the bases loaded and 1 out and then again w/two on and 1 out. Who do I send the bill to? Oh, yeah. Is it also possible for you dickheads to score for than 1 f***ing run? Tonight would be a good time with Cy Lohse on the mound. :banghead :banghead :banghead :banghead

Tonight's game is going to be a blast!

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Sep 22, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) Because they keep doing the same thing over and over again against Santana. I imagine he wants to stack the line-up with lefties to take away Santana's change. All righties tonight: Per MJ&H: Ozuna LF Iguchi- 2B Everett DH Konerko 1B Rowand CF Dye RF Uribe SS Widger C Crede 3B

Remember, we all felt this way about Jon Garland. It took him a long time to mature. But who knows, maybe this is just a nice, two week hot streak for Crede and he'll return to his old form.