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Good, the Sox need more pitchers who can't throw strikes.

None that the Sox will sign.

Fulmer against the Astros would be an absolute horror show.

i wish they would quick dicking around call up Cease. This is the perfect time for it.

May be time to send Donn Roach packing. Hopefully Lambert can take his rotation spot soon.

The annual IL trip for Jones. Time to cut bait with him and move on.

Over/under number of hits he gets against the Sox this month? 8?

Here's hoping Rodon and to a lesser extent Nate Jones, stay healthy. They can flip them in July. They are running out of legitimate trade pieces. With only 3 more years of control for Rodon, the time is now to trade him.

Don't forget Rodon is only under control for 3 more seasons. Hopefully, he has a decent first half to up his trade value.

who we want them to sign versus who they will sign are two different stories. I'd love a Gerrit Cole to head the rotation, but expect someone like Edinson Volquez or Jason Vargas. I'd also love Rendon or Bogaerts, but will have to settle for Asdrubal Cabrera or Martin Prado.

They should change their name to the Chicago Stopgaps

Insider view of the Sox table -

file this under "No shit" but if they won't match $300M, then they are not getting Bryce Harper, either. What an embarrassment.

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we made it!

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just here to get it to 420. Smoke em if you got em,

Just here for the obligatory, "I think something is going to happen today. Sounds close!" Carry on.

just posting to get the post number and pages up. Have nothing to add other than this is an amusing thread. It would be funny to look back at this thread this summer, if Sox get Machado.