juddling

In no particular order....Vasquez, Jose Contraras(sp), Thome, Paulie, and I'm torn on Swish

his festering sores.

her bloody mary

said LeRoy Jenkins

I'm LeRoy Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so far I've been entertained but the lady in charge of Massive Dynamics ( i think that's the name) is starting to annoy me.

Tom said aloud

Cheer up Pony-Boy

Lindsey Lohan's vagina

he calls Toonces

wow...what a news morning....here's another story I wouldn't want to be involved with..... DREAM is a Japanese mixed martial arts organization, and noted badass/former UFC fighter Mirko Cro Cop was on the card for DREAM 6 in a match against Alistair Overeem. From MMA Mania’s recap: Later on in the round Overeem landed at least three illegal knees to the groin — one of which wasn’t caught by the referee. After the last one Cro Cop was in obvious agony. The words that came out of Bas Rutten’s mouth when the bout was getting waived off and called a no contest will haunt men around the world for a long time: “We just got informed by Mirko Cro Cop’s corner that his right testicle is inside.” EEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Man Sues Doctors For Amputating Penis What part of "circumcision" was unclear? That's basically what a Kentucky man and his wife are asking of two doctors who cut off the man's penis while he was under the knife. The doctors say they discovered cancer and made an emergency decision. The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me. The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed. Kevin George, the plaintiff's attorney, said [Dr.] Patterson amputated the organ after finding cancer, but he only had consent to remove the foreskin. "Sometimes you have an emergency and you have to do this, but he could very easily closed him up and said, 'Here are your options. You have cancer,' and the family would have said, 'We want a second opinion. This is a big deal,'" George said.

she arose suddenly

a Hawaiian dancer. (End of paragraph)

they should have made him take Rashied Davis with him

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman. "PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says. PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

along with Jeeves

killing the penguin

Why is it considered news that Clay Aiken now says he's gay???? Is he really the last one to realzie this?????

peanut

I think/thought the movie was one of the stupidest things I'd ever seen..I dated a girl in college who was into it and took me...and I was never so bored in my life. That said...i think remaking it would be a huge disaster.

gruff

man....it must still be early...i really read that wrong

looking at the homemade shirt....i can't help but feel that there is a "...you might be a redneck" joke in there somewhere

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 23, 2008 -> 02:57 PM) Really, with Obama as President? if i read the above correctly, a tie would be broken by Cheney right??? Maybe i misread above.