I give sho' credit, it must be tough pitching to a team and having this go through your head:
Lofton, k he gone, next, Jeter, crap, k he gone, next, A-rod, s***! Next, Giambi, ggrrr, next, sheffield, god damn this team sucks, next, posada, *faints*, next batter! williams, ah screw this *curls up in a ball and sucks thumb*