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Carlos Zambrano doing his best Carlos Zambrano impression.. Hope he settles down

Get that man a Golden Sombrero

Lewis y u hate Rios???

Bob Saget

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Apr 6, 2012 -> 01:25 PM) LOL f*** you AJ AJ with his best Giancarlo Stanton impression

Hawk sounds in midseason form already, as if he expected the Rangers to score immediately.

QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 03:50 PM) 59 or less

Funny stuff from the marlins forum.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Apr 6, 2012 -> 11:29 AM) Really? what's the point of the nipple covers? honestly? Haha. Maybe so the married men can justify going to a ballgame to their wives. "babe its not like theyre totally nude or something gosh, its a baseball game"

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Apr 6, 2012 -> 10:05 AM) The blond chick on the right is cute, but the other two to the left of her might be men. Is that the best Miami has to offer? its Miami, they have to cater to every fetish.

okay guys so ill admit we definitely went over the top with pictures like these. but damn it looks so good! Pictures are NSFW! (If you're at home, make sure you have a sock or some tissue handy) http://www.urbanpartylife.com/wp-content/u...04_20-52-06.jpg http://www.urbanpartylife.com/wp-content/g...04_18-40-17.jpg http://www.urbanpartylife.com/wp-content/g...04_20-21-05.jpg http://www.urbanpartylife.com/wp-content/g...04_20-52-47.jpg http://www.urbanpartylife.com/wp-content/g...04_20-51-28.jpg

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 09:21 PM) Who's Brian? i mean Carl

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 07:41 PM) If you're posting something NSFW, link; don't post the pic. Thanks Brian. Btw, what is up with the pricing on the authentic Miami Marlins jerseys? I was trying to order an orange Giancarlo one and the thing was 320 dollars! An authentic Konerko jersey is around 215? Anyone know why the 100 dollar difference? With how cheesy they look you would think that would be enough to make people avoid buying them, but setting the price at 320??

NSFW I really hope the Marlins keep these body painted babes by the pool for when i catch some games. http://www.ridethepine.com/wp-content/gall...1381052c0_7.jpg

QUOTE (Tmar @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 06:40 PM) I thought you were an Angels fan Jose What? No that was only when they played the sox in the 2005 playoffs.. remember the chant?

I have to say. Mlb.tv is mucho mucho mucho better on PS3 than it is on the Bill Gates 360. Also mlb.tv is a steal for 20 some dollars a month with the amount of content you're given access to.

its funny how the Marlins broadcast featured "The Three Stooges play of the game." How fitting..

A lot of people on the Marlins forum are currently rollerblading in speedos off of a cliff with the slow start to this season (2 games) so far. They would probably accept a bet where Giancarlo won't hit a HR all season long.

QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ Apr 4, 2012 -> 06:08 PM) Overeem pissed hot, crazy high testosterone levels, JDS fight up in the air and Dana is irate. i feel bad for brock. not that i think he could of beat overeem even without him juicing, but its gotta suck to get put into retirement by a cheater.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 04:10 PM) I know. It's just that I felt gay. I was actually focusing on his butt for a good two minutes. It's just really big now. And White with Blue stripes certainly doesn't help. This is now uncomfortable. Next topic. Its only gay if u stare for 2 minutes and he has his pants off with a dude in leather standing next to him

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 03:51 PM) Not trying to be gay. But Carlos Marmol has a big f***ing ass. Looks like he's gained 20 pounds and it all went to his booty. Again, not trying to be gay. Though it sounds like it. I saw that. I know a couple girls that could use this amazing Carlos Marmol diet.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 11:13 AM) Clevelander is a nice bar. However, in the context of MLB..Clevelander to me means Cleveland Indians. And there is sports bar in Cleveland named the Clevelander. It probably would be worse if they were the same division or same league. But, like I said, the Marlins beat the Indians to win their first World Series. I guess there are different ways of looking at it. Yea i can see how that could be confusing then. To someone that has never taken a walk down ocean drive, seeing a big Clevelander sign at Marlins park would warrant a wtf? Sounds like a newspaper company or magazine for the gorgeous metropolis that is cleveland.

Living on the northside and cheering for the cubs to lose is almost as satisfying as living in Chicago and cheering against notre dame and/or any big 10 school year round.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 5, 2012 -> 11:02 AM) Dude, you sound like a Cub fan. Most loyal fans in baseball apparently.

The Clevelander is probably the most popular bar on ocean drive, im psyched that they put a clevelander in the stadium complete with a swimming pool next to the bar. if we cant get a marlins winner we can at least try our hand at tossing a beach ball in a pool with hot drunk university of miami or florida internatiol girls.