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Starting Lineup Graffanino-2B Lee-LF Thomas-DH Ordonez-RF Everett-CF Konerko-1B Crede-3B Valentin-SS Alomar-C Wright vs. Anderson

Damn! I was just gonna call bullpen catcher! Well I guess I'll just be the head of security and prevent players from whacking sausages

http://sportsline.com/mlb/story/6474355 -First base: Mo Vaughn, Mets-ruined the Mets -Second base: Roberto Alomar, White Sox-ruined the Mets -Shortstop: Rey Sanchez, Mets - busted getting mid-game haircut -Third base: Adrian Beltre, Dodgers -struggling to hit .200 -Catcher: Brandon Inge, Tigers - hitting .150 -Left field: Pat Burrell, Phillies - hitting .192 -Center field: Ruben Rivera, Giants -baserunning gaffe -Right field: Sammy Sosa, Cubs - corkeeee -Designated hitter: Juan Gonzalez, Rangers - wouldnt waive no trade clause to Montreal -Starting pitcher: Jeremy Bonderman, Tigers- 3-13 record Closer: Jay Witasick, Padres -injured arm while tossing garbage bag Pinch-hitter: Randall Simon, Pirates -whack the sausage

Yeah its sunny here once again. It was raining in the morning though. Isnt California great?

Amen to that :fyou

The f***ing Sox offense cant do ANYTHING to help Loz get the All-Star game start, which he truly deserves. Instead, they give him another CL (complete loss).

Rick White starting? What the hell? This guy is just starting to find his rythm in the bullpen, and then JM trots him out there to start? This guy will last no more than 3 innings and our bullpen is gonna blow up. If they think every game counts (like they should), Josh Stewart should be pitching this game.

I thought you were talking about Darryl Kile.

Testing rank.... btw I think Benchwarmer is a little too harsh for 2000 posts

I bet Joe Torre would rather manage a box of biscuits over the White Sox.

1) Who will win the series (CHW/CLE/Split) (2 points)? Split 2) Which Alomar brother will have a higher batting average for the series (Robbie/Sandy) (2 points)? Sandy 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 2 4) How many pitchers will the Sox use on Saturday (4 points)? 7 5) How many singles will Aaron Rowand have in the series (5 points)? 2 6) How many walks will Danny Wright issue (5 points)? 4 7) Who will lead the Sox in men left on base (4 points)? Lee 8) What will be the outcome of the Saturday DH (sweep/split) (2 points)? sweep 9) Will Magglio Ordonez be hitting over .300 after this series (Y/N) (2 points)? No 10) Will Danys Baez get a save (Y/N) (2 points)? Yes Tiebreaker: Cle +7 Btw Donkey, great work with the questions. So far, this has been a blast.

Maggs

Well just as I was saying that it was hot and sunny here yesterday, it starts raining today.

Crazy GM Jason, its time to work your miracles

:puke

Top of 9th, trailing 1-0. Men on 1st and 3rd. Daubach lines into double play. Swept by the worst team in baseball. Actually, we're the worst team in baseball. :puke :puke :puke :puke

My f***ing God :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke

Stop teasing us now

Whats there to say right now?

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Heres a highlight: Maggs has 2 hits.

2 out RBi single in the 1st for the Tigers. Thats been it.

Loaiza's value is nowhere near Colon's value right now, despite his great season. Everyone will think Loz's season is a fluke. We can get a s***load more for a guy like Bartolo. btw Jason, love the icon.

Because he has a big head