fathom

Haha, nice job cutting that off Grossman. Looked like he was running with concrete shoes.

It very well could have been true with Grandal, but they added the one guy who is just as bad and washed up

Two players in this lineup have a homer

Lopez is another guy that I will never understand how they thought his hitting style would work at this park. He could barely hit at KC with their giant outfield. The decision making exhibited by Getz this past offseason should terrify people.

Happy they’re pulling Nastrini

Hahahah, no one warming up despite him being clearly gassed.

I’ve been meaning to post this, but Getz saying he wanted to improve the defense so free agents would want to sign here is hilarious. I’m sure they’re going to be so excited to sign with a team coming off of 115 losses.

I want him to play all year so he sets records for worst player season

Thought that was 450 off the bat. Good for Nick

He’s a platoon bat IMO

My god, that question to Stone

It was cute watching Benintendi throw that for no reason

Or make some adjustments to his leg kick, which has been taken advantage of by righties since he came to the majors

He’s run out of gas this inning

He’s so damn bad.

Just have to hold your breath that Crochet doesn’t get hurt, as his value is as trade bait down the road.

We talk a lot about missing out on players, but the Sox choosing to go after Sean Murphy and not William Contreras was very dumb two offseasons ago.

And I despise Benetti, but woof

I’ve watched like 3-4 full games. Absolutely no reason to waste time watching this crap. Awful team, awful broadcast…

And it sounded awful off the bat as well

This announcer absolutely, positively sucks

This is one of the few games I’ve been able to watch. How do you guys do this?

Vaughn really needs to be sent down. His swing is so messed up. That might have been the worst swing of his Sox career there.

Only against LHP

It’s amazing how incompetent this offense is. Thing is, they’re not hitting into bad luck either.