BuehrleTheAce

Muchas Gracias

That's friggin perfect! I was just trying to come up with a nickname for Carl, but Spanish didn't quite fit, for obvious reasons. "T-Rex" fits for multiple reasons. I love it!

CARL!!! Welcome back to the Windy City!! 8-1 Sox!

Apparently MLB Extra Innings is having another free preview. I get to watch the Sox again, woo hoo! Too bad I didn't check it earlier though...

Fatboy just gave up another dinger, this time to Edgar Renteria. 3-0 Cards, top of the 5th.

These guys must be so friggin happy to be off the Left Coast their sportin' major woodies The Sox are delivering the as we speak!

Edmonds gets intentionally plunked by that fat piece of s*** Zambrano in the second inning. Top of the fouth Edmonds makes him pay by hitting a 2 run homer - WAY DEEP. Man was it sweet. Then fatboy slim jabbers at Edmonds and both benches clear. Nothing happened though. God I love to see the Cubbies get their asses handed to them, BWAHAHAHAHA! :fthecubs :fthecubs :fthecubs

Tonight's lineup: 1. W. Harris 2b 2. J. Valentin ss 3. M. Ordonez rf 4. C. Lee lf 5. C. Everett dh 6. P. Konerko 1b 7. A. Rowand cf 8. J. Crede 3b 9. S. Alomar Jr. c No Uribe, and Carl's batting 5th behind Carlos and in front of Paulie. Oh and Maggs is back in right field

God, now that is too funny! Why can't they just say s/he got his/her dick cut off? Btw Jeckle2000, a hermaphrodite is a person born with the reproductive organs of BOTH males and females - uterus, fallopian tubes, vagina, penis, AND scrotum. S/he had the latter two removed to become 100% female. The female reproductive organs were never removed. However, when s/he was born, the doctor had to put only one gender down on the birth certificate, so they put "male", thus causing his/her current problems playing in women's tournaments. S/he should get his/her gender changed on the birth certificate ... as a matter of fact, that is something s/he should've had done at the time of the operation.

Oh man, at this point, I'd give just about anything for Pavano! He's been rock solid this year. How about Shoeney, ELo, and Jackson? Think any team would fall for that? With Buehrle, Garcia, and Pavano for a playoff rotation, we could really shut down the opposition!

Can I get a link to this cryptic and mysterious "chat" phenomenon?

Woo hoo, a win on the Left Coast and a masterful pitching performance by Garcia, Marte, and Shingo! Great job Sox!

Damaso closes the mini-drama with a strikeout of Hatteberg after a single by Chavez and a walk to Dye with two outs.

Now THAT was the stuff of a front line starter! The biggest nightmare of a stadium for the Sox, and Garcia slams the door! And NO homers given up! Great work Freddy! It's time for the Marte-Takatsu show now boys and girls!

Too bad we had two fielder's choice groundouts or this could be a real rout. Rowand with a two run shot!

6 pitch 5th inning. 91 pitches for Freddy through 5. He'll be fine, but we need baserunners not 9 home run hitters!

These are the things that have always killed the Sox in the past - another team opens the door W-I-D-E for them, and they promptly slam it shut in their own faces. Who would have thought that of Valentin, Burke, Uribe, and Rowand, that the only one to get a hit would be Burke? Next inning - Mags, Lee, and Konerko. Hopefully we brought some South Side fireworks with us tonight!

Hey hey, Burke got a hit! Woo hoo! Rally time!

So far he's 0-2, but just scored a run on a Leone homer. Seattle leads Cleveland 2-1 top of the 8th.

For those who care, that bastard Westbrook just plunked Miggy. Die Cleveland!!

Probably stunned the cameraman too

I've been waiting for over two months for one of those from Mags! Unfortunately, living in New York, I have to follow the game online so I can't see it. How good was it?

Wow, Big Willie Style worked the count for a walk. Time for a double play :banghead

OMG what was that...a...a... a Garland STRIKEOUT?!?! It must've been a mercy swing

As I was reading the original post, this is the exact comment that came to my mind. ESPN has become the MicroSoft of sports IMO.