QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 29, 2008 -> 02:05 PM)
The funniest Maury episodes are the "Are you the father of my child?" ones, when the guys find out they are NOT the father and they run around and screm and brag and high five people...that stuff just cracks me up...
My favorite is when the girl had random sex with lots of people but is convinced that the one guy, who is financially sound is the father.
Maury Kelly, can you tell me why you think Andreov is the father of your child.
Kelly "Well look at my baby, see he has brown eyes and Andreov has brown eyes. Its him. Hes my babies daddy. "
Andreov "Kelly, I was the video guy from your porn movie. We never had sex. You had more men inside you than Cartmans mom that night. Can we at least have a paternity test. Plus your baby is african american, and I am from the Ukraine. and you are Irish"
Maury "Are you sure Andreov is your babies daddy. He has a point. The kid is african american "
Kelly "The girl in the trailer across from me, read me 3 tarot cards and invoked a spirt named Jimmy. Jimmy and the tarot cards told her for a fact, Andreov is my babies daddy. And no machines or facts are going to change that.
Maury "Uh, oh. We will be right back"