southsideirish71

Well lets hope he isnt willing to go with teeball stand by commitee at number 5.

This is just a warm up for Soxfest

How much will Paul get in FA if he puts up a 285 35-40 homers 90-110 RBI season or something like last year. Glaus Money maybe? Sexon money? Do we believe that JR will sign him. And he will not give some big home town discount so please discount that. So if by May he doesnt sign do you think that JR will trade him midseason or risk losing him for just draft picks. Will he even offer arbitration? I ask this because everyone is stating we cant live without kong next year because of losing Lee. But I suggest that we will lose him anyways. So lets get something for him. Or sign him and pay the money. But after Maggs being almost traded last year in the offseason I cannot see JR taking on a big contract from a 1B.

If we cant afford Milton how do we afford Lowe/Millwood/Perez. Does Kenny believe these guys are cheaper.

Robert Person is looking for a SP opportunity

So much for all the people talking about our backup. Ben Freakin Davis is our starter. Hello 500 OPS, Hello 214 BA. Hello Paul Bako numbers for our starter. Its a good day to be a sox fan. The money we saved not giving AJ a contract will be well worth it come July We are running this season like Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons. I will gladly pay you in July for coming to the park today.

Mike Jackson was on a major league roster last year. Billy Koch was on a major league roster. Jose Paniagua was on a major league roster. That doesnt mean that they are good options for the whitesox. Yes I applaud them for going against the ods and making it to the majors, however we are not a minor league team and therefore should actually try to sign talent that has a chance. His BA over the last few years is pretty terrible. As a backup or personal catcher no problem, its overpaying but hey whatever. As a starter this will be a disaster unless he completely becomes another player altogether. I dont know. Sign AJ and use Davis as a personal catcher for buerhle and contreras

Jerry is quickly going to ebay to find something that looks close to the prototype and can be mocked up for cheap. We will put these nice ones in the scout seat area. Kenny how do I open a paypal account. Stadium Seats from Ebay

July we will spend the money Well its July and you are 6 games back of the Injuns, Tigers and the Twins, Its a lead we will never overcome. So we have addressed our future by trading Paul Konerko to the Dogers for 2 AA players that will be ready in 2008 and cash. Next year we will be aggressive to get that 5th starter in the FA market. JR

But what pitcher brought in. If its perez or a trade for vasquez then thats pretty cool. If its a Mike Jackson like old starter that didnt pitch in 2004 like we tried last year with Person then it isnt too cool. It the number 1 thing that we need to address. Picking up Eck, AJ and Pods will change the offense big time. Not addressing the pitching situation is a mistake and will haunt us. Just imagine the outrage if we are sitting in May with the sox number five starter has yet to pick up a victory this year. Or the whitesox are considering a 4 man rotation to overcome the failures of the 5th spot.

Thank you Ben, you are helping out the cause. More money for me. ah ah ah ah ....I mean more money for July. Damn it people want a lot for these green seats on ebay. How much is spray paint again? Kenny call up Home Depot and ask them how much is a crate of Forest Green Paint

"Why would we offer money the most precious item on this earth to an injured guy who has an ERA of 3.35 when we could use our fine 5th starter roulette wheel of Grilli and Diaz. So they have an ERA over 6. Hey thats more of a challenge for ozzieball. That is less money for me if I get a good pitcher, come on guys its about sucking it up for a while. Through Thick and Thin remember. And by the way you got your damn green seats, got them on ebay. I will add them one at a time as we win bids." JR

Well hitting 207 you have only up to go I guess. AJ please answer the phone its Kenny. Your starting position is ready. Call me back now please.

Cant we teach enough spanish for Burke and AJ to get along with our crew.

Everytime we make a move to save a few bucks, I bet JR giggles in a high pitch 13 year old squeal....God I love money, and more of it for me. Yeah!!!!

But good players cost us money. Whats wrong with Jason Grilli anyways. He is a pitcher just give him a chance. Look how he helps the bottom line, I mean the future of the team

If we dont make a run at Eck, Cora or AJ it means one thing. JR is saying right now. Kenny you can make any moves you want. As long as that 6 million in change is in my bedroom spread all over the bed by midnight. I feel frisky and need to get a release

The crazy girl will move her stalking to another team if he moves on. He needs an order of protection.

He gave up 43 homers last year. How many does Kenny think he will give up at Coors East. He could give up 60 homers. I think I will pass on this, Sign El Duque or sign Perez.

But how can that be when KW flys under the radar. Maybe this was a stealth signing

Heres to hope that he signs with the sox. I will be the first to get an AJ Whitesox jersey the minute he gives torii hunter a nice forearm shiver.

that quote about hookers got me thinking of this blurb I saw on maddox's website From maddox.xmission.com: How to kill yourself like a man Lick a hooker's ass: Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10 What you need: a hooker, $0.75. How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always s*** properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself! That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.

He gets Eck and AJ and Perez and this has been a very good offseason.

Again its ESPN board chatter, but on the SF and Minny boards they have made comments about hearing local radio reports of AJ signing a 2 year deal here. Until I see it I dont believe it. But non tendering Davis without a parachute is too stupid for even KW. So it lends credence to the fact that AJ might be a member of the pale hose.

That pretty much tells you we signed AJ. If we non tendered Davis.