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Is there another link where I don't have to register? f*** the Tribune!

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:31 AM) Yeah, Ladies love confidence..... Confidence and BIG COCKS. So here's my advice: Go to the supermarket by yourself an appropriately sized and shaped fruit or vegetable, and then throw it down your shorts in a nice banana hammock. I know baggy pants are in these days, so you might have to rub up against the girl while you are asking her for her to notice. The key is to only rub your junk on her just enough for her to notice. Too much and you'll 1) creep her out, and 2) bruise your fruit or vegetable so that you can't have it for lunch later. That might work since the goal is just to get her to go to the prom. Based on what he's written, I don't think he needs to worry about having to actually 'deliver the goods'.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 02:34 PM) Bruce LeVineLine mentioned Octavio Dotel, Ugueth Urbina, and Danny Baez as possibilities but said that no one wants to trade their closer right now. He said the A's could move Dotel eventually once they know Huston Street can be their closer. Ha, they couldn't land those guys a few months ago. What makes him think they can do it now?

Take all the cash you'd waste on the prom and go get yourself and 'escort' and a room at a nice hotel. If you offer to pay, I'm sure she'll bring booze and a nice, big pile of blow. Leave your old self in that hotel room and get ready for College. I promise you'll have the best story Monday morning and all the cofidence in the world for College life.

QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:05 AM) I already posted this! Ya clown! What kind of cookie did ya win Speed Demon?

I saw this briefly. I kid in Minnesota I think went on a shooting rampage. Anyone else hear this?

I'm telling you, it's a fainting spell and it sux. Mine lasted only like 1 minute, but it feels like a half an hour. I'd sweat, feel like I was gonna puke and crap my pants at the same time, get tunnel vision, I'd just want to lie down before I fell over, then just before I blacked out, slowly I'd start to feel better. Everyone around me would say I turned ghost white, almost green. Then you're covered in sweat for like the next 5 minutes. My Dr. said they are caused by an emotional response, which doesn't make sense since sometimes I was just sitting there and I'd get one. I've only had like 4 in my lifetime, so I never really worried about it. Any physicians or nurses here who can help?

After reading this thread, I have come to the conclusion that I am so uncool.........why does that not bother me?

TRU, try some vagasil for those vasil vagal episodes, should clear it right up.

Take the lower deck seats, then you can go anywhere in the park you'd like. You can even go up to those UD seats and sit there if you find that you like them better. At least this way, you're not confined to anything.

That's kinda wierd. With the sweating and sick stomach, it sounds like maybe you had a fainting spell.

QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 08:30 PM) did anyone one like hostage. I thought it was a good movie. The ending was questionable to me but i wouldn't want to spoil it by saying my opinions. who is in that film?

Anyone see 'Motorcycle Diaries" yet? I saw it at the theater and rented it recently, still kick ass.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 07:10 PM) I didn't hate Napolean Dynamite, but for the life of me I will never understand why people think it is so "quote-worthy". Seriously, what is so funny about this line: "Napolean, what are you going to do today?" "I don't know, GEEZ!" How is that a great quote? It kind of fits in with Good Will Hunting and the terrible "Do you like apples" line, and those guys won an award for that crap! There's nothing funny about ND. It's one of those films that people use to try to make other people feel like there's something wrong with them if they didn't enjoy it and find it hilarious. Ask them , they say "Oh, you just don't get it".

QUOTE(upnorthsox @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 06:33 PM) Well this may have turned out to be the best scenerio there was, I've broken that toe before and while it hurts like a b**** when you do it, with a special shoe, in a week or ten days he should be throwing again and the majority of his discomfort will be covering 1st base and it should have very little effect on his delivery. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if only misses one start. PHEW!!!!! I'd wait to exhale until after that MRI this afternoon. There's a reason they want him to have one.

QUOTE(Wanne @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 06:23 PM) By running like a big clod in the outfield...or fartin around and coming down on it wrong. I wonder if he was on the main field or one of the practice fields? I play in a men's league that plays out at Peoria Sports complex after spring training ends...and on the practice fields...there's these HUGE friggin commercial sprinkler heads in the outfield that are dangerous as s*** IMO. I pitch and play center and I remember on a few occasions going after fly balls and stepping on the heads (not good with metal cleats). I also remember laying out for a ball scraping right across one (that felt good!). So I am kind of curious as to how it actually happened. Exactly, something fluky happened.

QUOTE(Wanne @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 05:51 PM) My guess is that's probably the least problematic spot for a hairline fracture for a left-handed pitcher. There may be a little discomfort...but most of the pressure is on the front toe and you're not coming down on it. I bet he's not out very long. As for BMac...wouldn't it be nice to finally have a young gun step up and produce. Seems like every other team does and there motto used to be: To beat the Sox...start and unknown rook! Shagging fly balls....you gotta be s***tin me!?!? That's what I thought too, so how do you explain a stress fracture to the toe that gets little pressure on it?

QUOTE(JimH @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 05:03 PM) Latest ESPN 1000 update says it's the bone on the 5th (little) toe in his left foot, and that Buehrle is feeling great today and will have another bone scan and MRI this afternoon. If it's that, he should be fine pretty soon, no? In terms of stress on it, is it any worse because it's his left foot?

For B Mac, is the old 'they've never seen him pitch before" any real advantage? Especially when you consider, it would only be for a few starts. No one would see him twice.

It happened shagging fly balls? How? Is that a normal part of a pitcher's routine, or was he screwing around? He must have been going after it pretty hard? Seems kinda fluky.

QUOTE(Y2HH @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) If it turns out to be something else, and he's out longer, it could be the death knell of our season. Losing your ace for any period of time, especially an extended peroid (such as 4-6 weeks), can kill a season. We needed Burhrles innings this season...and now we won't get them for at least a month and a half, because after he does return, he's STILL not in game shape. I'm all for seeing Bmac, but remember who Bmac is replacing...a sure fire pitcher. -y2 Good post, not to be an alarmist, but this is not good. Let's pray everyone else stays healthy. Injuries will destroy this team, their depth is shaky at best. Add 2 weeks to whatever time frame they tell us for Buehrle.

QUOTE(Chisoxrd5 @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 03:04 PM) Hmm...didnt I just say that, OH WAIT 50 POSTS AGO??? I was quickly rebutted, saying the facts are already known.... :rolly LOL, people were even offended that the 'facts 'were challenged.

It's actually his arm, Hilarious. Why don't we freeze this thread until we know the truth? If there are conflicting reports from the media, it means no one knows for sure yet.

Ok, someone get the story straight please. How did it happen? what is the injury excatly? MRI yet? if not, when? whatever time frame they give us, you can tack on 2 more weeks to it. I'm gonna be sick.

QUOTE(winodj @ Mar 20, 2005 -> 08:15 PM) I knew someone in college who had anal sex with her boyfriend and still considered herself a virgin. She is a complete idiot.