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Vizcaino needs some work.

Credepopsitup.

Backup catcher hitting .324.

Widger hitting .303 now.

Did Willie have 3 SB in one game then?

Didn't Willie have 4 SB in a game a few years back?

David Wells.

http://toronto.bluejays.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=tor

This pic's for you qwerty. Here's Lew Ford's sh*t-eating grin... "Twins outfielder Lew Ford, with his wife, Corri." :puke

Yeah, because we all know that Hendry and the Cubs always make the right decisions. :headshake Lets see... 1.) Hendry gave Maddux a ridiculous contract. If he pitches 400+ innings this season, he will earn $9 million to put up #5 pitcher numbers next season. 2.) Hendry PAID to get rid of Sosa. 3.) Hendry traded one of the Flubs best relievers (Farnsworth) for minor league scrubs. Keep in mind that one of the minor leaguers (Novoa) just blew a game for them. 4.) Hendry failed to sign a closer meaning he let the team go into the season with LaChoke Hawkins in the role again after he failed miserably for them last season. 5.) Hendry re-signed Todd Hollandsworth and Jose Macias, two of Busty Baker's favorites. Because of his Busty's veteran fetish, he starts a career bench outfielder in Hollandsworth over a young player with a ton of power and a lot of upside in Jason Dubois. Busty also loves to use Macias, who is horrible mind you, as his first pinch hitter off the bench when Dubois and Ben Grieve are available. Hendry should have known better than to sign these two scrubs, knowing full well that Busty would give them a tot of playing time. 6.) Hendry enters the season with many injury-prone players -- Nomar, Kerry Wood, Joe Borowski, Chad Fox, Scott Williamson. The injuries aren't his fault but it's just asking for trouble.

So there's a difference between Maddux being crappy to start the season while Clement was lights out and Maddux being better in the second half while Clement struggled? Clement ends up with a 3.68 ERA on the season while Maddux ends up with a 4.02 ERA but Maddux was hands down better than Clement? I don't get it.

So you are basically saying that Maddux struggled in the first half of the season while Clement struggled in the second half of the season. What's the difference? All the games count so a win in the first half counts as much as a win in the second half, right? By the way, Clement still ended up with a lower ERA than Maddux last season. It's not Clement's fault that the Flubs' offense never scored any runs for him.

Priceless... "Chicago Cubs pitcher LaTroy Hawkins, left, stands alone just off the pitchers mound as the Philadelphia Phillies' David Bell, right, rounds third and heads for home for what would be the winning run during the ninth inning Friday, May 6, 2005, in Chicago. The Phillies' Bell and Jason Michaels scored when Hawkins made a throwing error with the bases loaded giving the Phillies a 3-2 victory.

Considering they are paying Greg Maddux $6 million this year and $9 million next year if he reaches 400+ IP this season for his mediocre twilight years, yes, I'd rather have Clement. Clement outpitched Maddux last year. The only reason his record sucked is because the Flubs never scored any runs in his starts. He could have won 18 games behind the Sox offense last season. Oh yeah, Clement is outpitching Maddux this season as well. Maddux is pitching like a #5 starter. He can barely pitch past 6 innings.

Yep... http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5114/news

Matt Clement 4-0 record 3.35 ERA 34 SO 17 BB Not to mention the guy they traded for him... Dontrelle Willis 6-0 record 1.07 ERA 35 SO 8 BB

Lineup guesses? Here's mine... LF Podsednik 2B Iguchi DH Everett 1B Konerko CF Rowand RF Dye 3B Crede C Widger SS Uribe

HAHA! Kenny must have been chatting with AJ lately... http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws

Wow... http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws

Jermaine Dye versus left-hander Ted Lilly -- UHHH-OHHHHHH!!! Widger is also probably starting tomorrow.

"Garland looks to extend dominance Chicago (22-7) at Toronto (16-14), 12:07 p.m. CT"

Not when you have a weak fielding 3rd baseman with a bad arm.

Garland vs. Lilly @ Jon Garland vs. Blue Jays (2004 stats) Ted Lilly vs. White Sox (2004 stats) 2 starts 2 starts 1-0 record 1-0 record 13.0 IP 10.2 IP 4.15 ERA 6.75 ERA 1.54 WHIP 1.69 WHIP .315 BAA .273 BAA 17 H 12 H 6 R 8 R 6 ER 8 ER 2 HR 3 HR 3 BB 6 BB 8 K 8 K GO SOX!!!

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