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NGL she's kinda my type. Husband is a lucky man.

I'll allow it. They are pretty much dead and buried. Their expected wins is now about even with ours around 78. They remind me a bit of our 81-81 season that led to another rebuild. Wasted a bunch of money on FA duds and a bunch of dudes just turned out to be not that good position player wise -- and injuries of course.

I wouldn't touch a 1,1, catcher HS or college with @ron883 's dick. Cool name though and one that will def be one of those "wait, Vahn Lackey is black" type things for awhile.

Season. I can't see much explanation in the stats available on fangraphs and milb reference.

Does Charlotte have statcast? Anybody have a link if so? Curious as to Gonzo's numbers.

Next time we get swept ur on. Mojo is too good since the Colson pic.

Dare I say

"Let us understand that God is a physician, and that suffering is a medicine for salvation, not a punishment for damnation." -- Jerry Re, er St. Augustine.

That's just a pipe dream. Benny is what he is I guess, just never let him see the field and try and platoon him against LHP. He seems to have accepted his reduced role and we just have to accept they aren't going to DFA him.

Yes, and defense as we know now does slump and get hot and such. He's a 3 WAR player that for a hot moment played like a superstar. He'll never be able to replicate that first half of last year.

The fans are fat filthy slobs! Speaking of which, another LOL error moment for Piss Crack Asswipe™.

I think it's a critical series this weekend. Giants are a team we are clearly better than, we'll have both Davis and Noah going and the pen should be rested -- we gotta take 2/3 if we want to keep above .500 as the schedule toughens in June.

Acuna sucks. He's a below average SS and CF. Just a complete scouting whiff. I had hopes he was a facsimile of a Leury type. He's not. Easy fix tho: Gonzo and Montgomery up in two weeks and Acuna and Kelenic are gone. Maybe even next week. Schedule toughens up in June.

s%*# offensive series for Colson.

Mariners turn to hold onto their butts.

we put a man on the mune...

The good news is this team is a Kyle Teel and Braden Montgomery and 2 SP and a reliever from being legit. The bad news is this team is a Kyle Teel, Braden Montgomery, 2 SP and a reliever short of being legit.

God it's always a fucking scrub up this series when it's high leverage.

We needed to score in the 1st, damnit.

Imagine how pissed Mariners are as a team with playoff and even WS aspirations. We were expected to win 65 games or so.

What was the Japanese saying, there are no mysterious wins but there are plenty of mysterious losses? Yea.

Kelenic thanks for a decent few weeks but your time is coming to an end soon.

I told someone here Sam would be better off diving feet first on plays like that in the OF and as he got more experience he would. He laughed at that idea. Huh. I know ball bro.

We don't even bother to hold guys on do we?

unreal. I hate the bottom of this fucking order.