chitownsportsfan

You can put it on the board, yeeeas! History! Nice start for Thorpe. 5K 2BB, lots of weak contact. He's holding his own. I think he pencils in as a solid back of the rotation 4/5 at worst, barring injury of course. Nice to see him touching 93 and with pretty good command to add to his changeup.

pirates have the type of team KW fielded quite a bit. it's a mediocre team but it's fun AF and has some exciting young talent.

because a guy who might work for the sox said as much in the game thread?

f*** that fat slob that had to miss games because of gout. GMAFB.

Luis Robert and the rookie Thorpe get it done.

oh yea good one, blast from my childhood, that guy sucked and ran his mouth iirc.

that's what happens when you only have fastball, 99 or not. Even Liam's fastball, and Kopech's ain't that.

LMAO, maldy wants it low, he points to the ground repeatedly, it's a 40 footer!

how does he not have a fucking 2nd pitch, as a reliever, at this point?

For sure. Baldwin, Navarro, Swisher are near the top in our lifetimes. Beni has to be up there. We should make a thread on it during this boring ass 2nd half.

kopech is fool's gold.

that's the joke broski.

I can spread my wrath around to all of the ethnicities that have come through Chicago throughout the years. Except maybe black US players, even Bell was a fucking stud when he was an asshole. Who was the least likeable black player we've had? Jurassic Carl? Ah, maybe Baldwin. That guy pissed me off.

We should have never paid Eloy a fucking cent. That's like a 50 million dollar mistake. Even if he's healthy HE SUCKS.

eloy has no chance against this guy I would bet quite a bit of money he grounds out or strikes out. lol even stone thinks so.

vaughn still has way too fucking many uncompetitive AB.

We've been regular old bad instead of historically bad for about a month now. HISTORY

I think he's kinda just prone to errors.

Don't understand making a pitching change he looked fine De Bong just made one of his patented errors.

maybe banks can pitch decent for a month and be a part of some package, he probably won't but here's hoping.

I wish I was in Miami so I could ask Stone Pony to sign a copy of his cover shoot.

Ok Banks, I see you.

All of the dumpster dives other than De Bong, who was for some reason just undervalued (hey good job Getz!) have sucked donkey ass. We wasted like 20 million on absolute scrubs. Could have gotten an actual good player for that AAV.

I'd probably find something else to do at that point, honestly. That would be a mortal sin. Eat the money, maximize the insane value of Garrett.

That was some BP. Thankfully Robert made that play.