chitownsportsfan

That's a great play by both sosa and vargas, and the advantage of not just playing any bum at 1B.

Great play sosa and vargas!

STFU John, just call the fucking game.

lol, we'll take it.

no payoff pitch ability at all, just a junk baller.

throw strikes, asshole.

GOOD LORD 4-0 lead and you walk the lead off guy like that?

Sosa is not fast.

Colson is a supernatural talent imo.

perfect launch angle.

no fucking way, lol

Hayes looking to build off his .8 bWAR season indeed here in the land of opportunity.

cue ball!

good job by vargas that's a miggy / frank / abreu type RBI.

it's also a half foot inside gordon and he saw the same pitch twice before.

lol, come on that last pitch was nothing special.

have to make them pay here, come on.

nasty changeup.

This guy Pereria does have a little juice.

Gordon is pretty good as color.

Great throw Quero. acuna almost blew the tag despite what john is saying.

Tristan Peters was the next Banana selected, as the Milwaukee Brewers snagged the Canadian centerfielder in the 7th round. Tristan started his collegiate baseball career at Chandler Gilbert Community College in Chandler, Arizona, where he became and avid line dancer while he destroyed baseballs and won National Junior College Gold Glove for his work in centerfield. Tristan then took his talents to Southern Illinois University, where he continued to rake, hitting .355 with 55 RBI’s and 53 runs scored in 60 games played this past spring. He’s been a big part of the Bananas 26-4 start to this summer, playing a phenomenal centerfield while slashing .320/.465/.460, with 14 RBI’s, 13 runs, 16 walks and only 6 strikeouts in 17 games played. Tristan said it was a whirlwind of a day following the draft and then a truly special moment once he was selected. “It was really surreal,” Tristan said. “The whole day I was on zoom with my advisor just waiting to see if anyone wanted me. Milwaukee gave me an offer, I thought about it for a couple seconds and then said yes and had to wait a full round to see if they decided to go with someone else or if I would actually be drafted by them. My dad found out from the draft tracker before they said my name and he started going crazy. I wanted to make sure I actually heard my name live before it was official, and once that happened we were all jumping around screaming. It was an incredible feeling and a moment I’ll never forget for sure.”

all John does is spin horrible baseball. he's like a JR shitty AI announcer.

About 3000 in the house, optimistically.