chitownsportsfan

There you go Robert. Work a count and swing like you mean it.

He's really fucking lucky those last two meatballs weren't parked.

our OF arms are trash.

You have to cut him. He's not pitchable.

meatball after meatball.

Wow robert.

wow nice pitch fat man.

Beni is going to be below a 600 OPS soon. He sucks.

hey look what happens when you pull the ball!

The stetson is kinda growing on me.

BURGER LETS GO

Lance Lynn after he gets through a scoreless 1st inning:

good lord Vaughn is a stiff.

Lynn throws two pitches: non competitive junk a foot outside and non competitive cock shots right down broadway.

You watch him move and to me he looks like a guy that has hip and backsoreness. I don't know, I tend to try and explain huge losses of true talent with something physical, maybe he's just mentally not a pro player, or likely it's some combo of physical and mental issues.

I think sadly he has chronic back issues.

Yoan still battling long covid apparently.

I can't fucking stand watching TA's approach. PULL THE FUCKING BALL

It's a bad offense, which is why we need to squeeze the most out of it with lineup construction. Anyways, just win the game, maybe TA will heat up.

Not a lineup guy usually as I always say but JFC. What does Burger have to do man? Why are TA and Beni, both in terrible stretches, getting the most PA?

The division is a 40 degree day. The Sox just need to be a 50 degree day.

It's an odd profile. Strikes out 33% of the time, walks like 8.5%, swings at pitches in the zone 69% of the time, outside zone is a decent 32%. Robert is over 40% ozone and over 70% in it. Kelenic's hard hit percentage is 48% and that's really good, I have no idea if that means anything. I'm sure there's some research out there on if hard hit % is an uptick in true talent or is just a "hot streak" after 50-60 games. He's still on pace for like a 3.5 fWAR season, so overall doing good, but he's been stuck on 1.5 fWAR for a few weeks now, it's a slump or is it more?

The Mariners fall 10-3 in SD to go to 30-31. Kelenic over his last month: 221/291/383 with 39K to 9BB.

it's def wildfire smoke. usually it sticks up higher but with the right conditions it gets forced down to ground level. most people describe it as a burning leaves smell or maybe campfire. Personally I don't really smell either of those, more like a burnt marshmallow imo.

They should move the games to that McDonalds in penn station. the homeless can get a free show.