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if it hits pluto, there goes its planetary status again.

Cooper turning water into wine lately. Herrera looks good again.

Jason's call of Eloy's homer is quite homoerotic.

I always associate that scouting grade with a .300 or higher ISO. At any given time there are about a dozen or less guys in MLB capable of that. Not bad. Even fewer are able to couple it with a high average. Eloy is going to put up so many 290/350/600 seasons.

I think he got the barrel on that one.

D Damn Eloy is a big boy. Just like Gio.

He's our Manny and nobody else can have him.

It's not, and I will delete it. He has two of the 14 longest, which doesn't sound nearly as cool.

Instead of scouts saying "light tower power" they just need to insert a picture of Eloy in their report.

we're winning? I Parkman'd out of this one. Go Sox.

PNoles is a ND grad that has a David Cameron esque manner about him without any of the actual experience or expertise. He also has the deplorable habit of retweeting himself.

lol. He should just sit today they have an off day tmr.

I worked in radio briefly during college. Learned to do basic stuff like "normalizing" the audio, splicing, level adjustments and stuff like that. It's amazing how many "professional" podcasts don't do that stuff. The normalizing is important as it prevents large differences in volume between different inputs. We used a program called "cool edit pro" and it would take about 5 minutes to do all that for a 30 minute segment, at most.

questionable for tonight is the official word from the Sox and Moncada "downplayed" the injury in his post game comments according to a pool report from rotoworld.

248/295/498

Sox have played some shit ball agains the nationals.

FFS

man eloy swings at a lot of high fastballs. too high.

that has to be an error imo.

JFC, SWING LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

then he swings at a pitch that could have hit him.

jose abreu can't even turn around a 90 mph meatball anymore.

yea some accounts are he was just hungover as shit from partying the night before as he forgot he had to pitch and that any acid he took was quite a bit prior, although he could have still been under the influence. still a pretty cool story.

lsd which is even crazier.

Fuck yea McCann. Having a catcher than can throw is manna from the baseball Gods after all the catchers we've had the last decade.