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jason is so awkward.

The Sox have half a dozen Davidson types already hanging around the periphery. I might have been OK with him in a platoon role but reality is he's a 1 WAR type that is a dime a dozen.

This thread is OVAH!

For once it would be nice to actually play back to back as well. Why do the Sox ALWAYS get the opener then day off? Can we just ONCE OPEN IN A DOME??????????????

and starting him is a sign...

as someone who just has visited chicago a bunch and lived vicariously a bit through a college gf from homewood that song and video just always gives me all the chicago in the summer nostalgia feelz.

Bruh...

uh no, league average is like 2.2-2.5 WAR. Yolmer ain't that. He's been above replacement. Look I like Yolmer. He's a rare Sox Latin signing and development that worked. That said he's a very limited player as a starter and IMO moving Moncada to 3B to accommodate him is absurd.

This season is going to be fun.

lazy, incredible laziness. Couldn't even be bothered to shuffle once and flip the hips for an easy double play. That's just incredible.

Get in front of teh fucking ball.

Good thing they moved Yolmer back to 2B for his defense! FUCK THIS FRANCHISE.

WTF is Renteria thinking letting him go this long on opening day when he's o bviously fucking got nothing in the tank and is coming off a season where he missed time with a bum shoulder?

game's over, just get Eloy up again before I leave for the bar to watch an actual fun good team in Michigan.

Replay sucks.

I'll take credit for that reverse jinx TYVM.

This offense looks moribund as usual.

I mean nice range but that is Eloy's ball.

Enough with the excuses make the fucking play.

JFC Tim.

Oh that's easy MB's behind the back toss.

Chuck reading the body language of Eloy, that's incredible insight /s

He needs to realize he calls 162 games a year and just play it straight once and awhile. There will be plenty of 10-3 deficits in July where he can go wild with his tangents and silliness.

Credit to the scouting report that had him positioned perfectly as well.

I'd say it's a mild lather. Dave Stewart wouldn't even consider it a shine really.