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After seeing Arachnophobia, I am sometimes still wary of sitting on a toilet without a cursory glance in it. Also, this thread reminds me of that song Spiders And Snakes by Jim Stafford. You older guys may remember it.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 10:15 AM) Haha, it just reminds me of those terrible derogatory nicknames you see on message boards. Things like White Sux.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 10:02 AM) I hate grey area definitions. I think I'm trying to convey the message that my idea of a bad person is they knowingly want to cause harm to others. Some cheaters do that, true, so f*** them. Others are just selfish morons, but I don't think the intent was to harm so much as to get some, and they are just too idiotic to think about who it hurts. I don't think there's much grey area to it. If you cheat, you're a bad person. I don't believe anyone is actually stupid enough to not know that cheating will directly hurt someone.

You don't have to be evil, the devil incarnate, or possess the desire to punch babies to be a bad person. Cheaters are bad people, not weak. That's just a useful cop out.

Learn something new everyday. By the way, worst/least original thread title in years

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 11, 2011 -> 04:13 AM) Who the hell is God Loves the Infantry? FlySox? Sounds like FlySox. Yes and cheating is despicable and wrong. What it doesn't do is make someone a bad person, it means they either had an extreme moment of weakness or need to just not be in relationships. And yes, some of us do have honor and some don't. But like everything, the variable is who gets to judge honor. Um, yes it does make someone a bad person. When people say things like that, it makes me sick to think of the lack of morals in today's society.

Worms. I'm not scared per se, they just gross me out. I hate how they feel and I especially hate the sound/feel of stepping on one. Goosebumps.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 07:30 PM) Bulls***, it was 100% Thornton. That is exactly something he would say. He threatened players the same way at Grand Valley. That's surprising to me. I don't doubt what you say, I just didn't think Thornton had that type of personality. I thought he was kind of a p****.

Santos or Sale? I don't see Thornton saying it.

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 06:22 PM) Simpsons travel to Australia because of Bart's lost distance, phone-call shenanigans The short stories episode (Smithers stung by bee, Tall man chases Nelson for laughing at him, etc.) Jay Sherman visits The Simpsons for their Springfield Film Festival Homer crying while saluting the patriotic toilet while singing the national anthem was hilarious. I can't remember the episode, but Snake gets nacho cheese in his eyes and says, "AH! That's muy picante."

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 09:18 AM) http://news.yahoo.com/military-killed-tali...-132740655.html The sad part is that, I bet, even the Taliban is sitting there and thinking that it was worth it to take out that many (elite) American forces.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 01:33 PM) <!--quoteo(post=2457156:date=Aug 10, 2011 -> 02:29 PM:name=southsider2k5)-->QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 02:29 PM) <!--quotec-->http://abclocal.go.com/wls/video?id=829909...ate§ion I use that line and tone an awful lot.

QUOTE (maggliopipe @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 02:12 PM) Homer Badman tops my list, where Homer is accused of sexually harrassing a feminist grad student. What a fantastic show The Simpsons was. There may be some great episodes from the last 10 years but it's too hard to sift through the lousy ones that sully the good name of the series. Not that I blame them for raking in the money and continuing it. That's probably my third favorite. "See you in hell, CANDY BOYS!"

The first one to pop out to me was The Hangover Part II. Definitely didn't need to be made, and certainly didn't need to be as unfunny as it was.

Sports Show with Norm Macdonald.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 09:01 PM) Yeah, we have argued it before. It killed it for me. I hated it at first, too. But then I grew to like it. Chase had a nice quote about the finale, saying something along the lines of, "Would you have been happier to see Tony face down in a bowl of spaghetti?" This first implied to me that he was saying Tony died, but I also agree that seeing him die might have actually been sort of anticlimactic in and of itself, oddly enough.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 12:31 PM) I am going for shows that when they were in their initial runs, you had to see them. Sopranos would have been #2 on my list, at least until the ending. The ending to the Sopranos was actually incredibly well-done in retrospect. You have to look into it somewhat, but it's all there. I've actually explained this before in the TV thread.

QUOTE (Cali @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 02:12 PM) Jesus...they "screwed" you by having one of them get cancer and being forced to cancel? They didn't pull a Kings of Leon or Guns n' Roses... They didn't owe you s*** haha They promised to get a somewhat equal replacement for the investment many paid to see the Beastie Boys. Their choice was the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. In no dimension are they even close.

QUOTE (ZoomSlowik @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 01:19 PM) My top 10 in no particular order (several mentioned already) -Homer the Great (Stonecutters) -Homer vs the 18th Ammendment (Beer Baron) -Homer at the Bat (softball) -The Cartridge Family (NRA) -Simpson Tide (Homer in the naval reserve) -King Size Homer (the one where Homer gains weight to get on disability) -Homer and Apu (Homer gets Apu fired) -Treehouse of Horror V (The Shining parody and the dimension-shifting toaster are awesome, could do without the cafeteria one) -A Star is Burns (film festival) -Trash of the Titans (the garbage man can!) Honorable Mention- Hungy, Hungry Homer (Albuquerque Isotopes, made more awesome by the fact that it's an actual team because of this episode) I was saying boo-urns. I agree with Snrub.

Last Exit to Springfield didn't sound familiar to me, until I remembered: Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.

That's fair, and I appreciate the time you took to explain it.

QUOTE (SnB @ Aug 9, 2011 -> 12:03 PM) top 10 episodes: http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol...icle6988097.ece http://www.watch-simpsons-online.net/ you're welcome Damn it! I just started a thread on this.

I got this idea from the thread started by SS2k5. I figured we could use it to remind each other of great episodes we may have forgotten and, most importantly, remember some of the greatest quotes in the series' history. There is a tie for my favorite episode. They are: -You Only Move Twice (Hank Scorpio is the best one-time character in this, or any, show's history) -Homer at the Bat (an easy one I assume most people would have in their top 5 or 10)

New thread idea.

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