Milkman delivers

Aw, what the f***? I just read through like 9 pages of stuff I've missed since last night, and not one f***ing thing happened. Geoff Blum?! Who gives a rat's ass? Where's my Huff?

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 11:26 PM) I saw Hitch tonight and it is actually pretty funny. Kevin James is very funny in it. I thought it would be pretty boring but i was very surprised. Seriously? I watched that movie with my girlfriend (for obvious reasons) and even she said it was gay. Her words, not mine. That movie needed much more Kevin James to have even been slightly funny.

QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 10:19 PM) Twins lose, we get largest lead of the year at 13.5. Who did they even play? I've honestly just stopped paying attention to them. I don't want them to come back or anything, but they're not interesting to me at all.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 09:38 PM) Im thinking KW is looking past this season with these trades. It seems as if he is targeting players who can take over for Crede and PK. These include, but are not limited to, Overbay, Huff, Mackowiak, Lowell, and Clark. Clearly, PK is gone at the end of the season. I REALLY would have loved Overbay here but it is not going to happen. I can only hope KW does the smart thing tomorrow. Somebody just brought up Clark's name in another thread with no source or anything. I don't think KW is looking at him. Besides that, he's no piece of the future...he's old.

QUOTE(AWhiteSoxinNJ @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 09:21 PM) And neither are the Marlins...0% chance AJB gets traded according to Buster and Stark. As long as nobody else in the AL is upgrading their starters, then I don't care.

QUOTE(quickman @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 09:17 PM) amazing, starks phone rang while on the air and randy winn gets traded to the giants for torrealba (spelling). real time stuff. Crap, so the Giants aren't selling.

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 08:50 PM) yeah and what is he doing this year. Look Tracey, Sweeny, and another prospect however Chuck LaMar has a history of asking for the moon. Huff can't play defense because he is a BUTCHER with the glove. Sweeny is the number 3 prospect on the sox however to ask for Anderson, McCarthy, and maybe young is BS. Look it has to be a fair deal for both sides however all LaMar is doing is asking for the moon. (Psst...you're wrong. Give it up)

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 08:27 PM) personally theres no point in having him "if" we get mackowiak IMO Oh, yeah? Who's our back-up SS, then?

If anyone was wondering, which they're not, it finally came to me. Wade Boggs got into a bar fight with Barney and Barney won. That's what happened to him.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 08:16 PM) Where do you get this s*** from? Huff is a GOOD player? You're high, Huff is a potential 30/100/.300 875+ OPS guy considering how he's already done it once in his career and came damn close last season. That is not a good player that is a special player. Players like Huff are hard to find, Tracey + a mid level spect will not get it done. Take a look at Huff's '03 and '04 numbers then tell me he's just a good player. He's on Tampa Bay. He can't be good.

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 08:10 PM) my bad i meant willie and ozuna, no need to worry about timo Ozuna is going nowhere. Can you think of one reason why Pablo Ozuna won't be on the Sox after tomorrow?

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) not gonna happen, rangers are still in contention IMO, and that would be stupid to give up an all star player The Rangers are out of contention. I know it, everyone on this board knows it, and the Texas Rangers know it.

The Twins would have to have another trade in line to replace at least Lohse, right?

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 05:32 PM) ^ sideburns No no, that was Mattingly. Nothing ever happened to Mattingly, Burns just wouldn't let him play because he claimed he wouldn't shave his sideburns.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) classic stuff......griffey drinks something i forget what it was, but thats what makes his head big...darryl strawberry is the only person that is normal and burns loves him, but he still pulls strawberry who has like 4 homers in the game in favor of homer to bat in the 9th iirc. they never play that episode anymore. and yes canseco rescues all the crap including teh washing machine from the burning house. the beer goggles quote in that page 2 thing is so true. Strawberry has like 7 homers when he's pulled because of the match-up (Ozzie models his managing after Mr. Burns ). The two funniest parts of that episode are when Homer calls for the pop up, but Strawberry jumps up for about 30 seconds, and comes down with the ball and when Homer asks Clemens if he made the team, and Clemens says, "you sure did." Then, "wait, you're Ken Griffey Jr., right?" I just looked online. Steve Sax is the guy that gets arrested. Then Wade Boggs is in the episode, too. What happened to him?

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) Oye ve, don't mind me. Sorry about that milkman No problem, but what do you think? Tonight or tomorrow before the game? I'd have to say tonight.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 05:04 PM) We're the sunday night game tomorrow, so it can't be after the game tomorrow. I said tomorrow before the game.

This doesn't necessarily have to do with Guardado, but when does everyone think any trade we do will happen, if ever? Tonight or tomorrow before the game? I would think it'd be tonight, that way it makes it easier to set line-ups and possible relievers (Marte and Vizcaino, I'm looking at you two).

QUOTE(sayitaintso @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 04:16 PM) That was one good episode, and correct me if i am wrong, but was it ozzie smith that fell into that bottomless pit thing? Sure was. Clemens thought he was a chicken. Mattingly wouldn't shave those damn sideburns. Scioscia worked in the plant and got sick from the chemicals. Canseco helped the lady bring all of her stuff out of the house (I think). There's more. I forgot who got arrested for all of the crimes in New York.

QUOTE(Sonik22 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 03:59 PM) I remember that episode but who is that in his avatar. That's Ken Griffey Junior, before his head grew 3 times its normal size.

I was waiting for one of these. HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Jul 30, 2005 -> 03:42 PM) s***, we just won 2 games with our Cubans against a good hitting O's team. (In spite of one of the Cubans ) Our offense is waking up, it seems. Hopefully they can keep it going for a while.

AND THAT'S A WHITE SOX WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, damn. That transition looked like it took forever.

ONE DOWN!