Milkman delivers

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jan 22, 2012 -> 07:54 PM) Then agree to disagree. I love this line because it really means "I'm wrong but you won't see me admitting it"

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jan 23, 2012 -> 12:58 AM) Are you guys saying you are glad Mark is gone? How could anybody take that position? Greg, you are just terrible.

QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Jan 22, 2012 -> 05:43 PM) Who mocked his death? I just have an issue with his MASSIVE mistake, which could have prevented children from being raped, gets casually tossed aside now that he's dead. You expect any better? This is the same society that canonized Michael Jackson the second he died.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 23, 2012 -> 10:35 PM) Wow, that's intense. 100% true though. I had to stop reading it when she started getting into the specifics of the molestation.

And win $47,000. The only rule is that I get to decide what's funny and there's no way I'm letting anyone win. Good luck!

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Jan 24, 2012 -> 12:10 PM) There aren't even a full ten movies nominated. That's how bad this year has been. Yeah, they changed the format again. They can nominate up to ten movies, but they don't have to nominate ten. Either way, I've seen exactly one major nominee (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) and I'm honestly not that excited to see any of them. I'll just hope that Gary Oldman and Max Von Sydow win, as I like them both.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Jan 22, 2012 -> 05:58 PM) . Let me pick the oldest celebrities possible.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 08:18 PM) Are you crazy? South Side Hit Men. Richie Zisk, Eric Soderholm, Jim Spencer, Chet Lemon, et. all. LaMarr Hoyt should have been pitching Game Five and we beat the Orioles. But noooooo ... Jerry Dybber makes the dumbest baserunning mistake of all time. Chet Lemon making the greatest catch I've ever seen. Steve Trout. Frank Thomas, Ozzie Guillen, Robin Ventura, Wilbur Wood, Mark Buehrle, Bobby Jenks, Harry Caray, season tickets sitting in the fifth row right behind the plate, my dad's business partner being one of the huge group of owners of the team back in the day. No, I'm not a Sox fan. And of course the title season. Best postseason run in history. Also, Ralph Garr, Jim Essian, Wayne Nordhagen, J.C. Martin, taking part in a watermelon eating contest on the Fourth of July when they had contests on the field between games of a DH; Ken Brett. But I'm not a Sox fan. That mostly sounds like you're a fan of particular players.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 07:14 PM) NO. He did not start this. Ozzie called Peavy a quitter. Greg can pick and choose his own timeline and certainly will. Ozzie calling Peavy a quitter will be labeled as a past circumstance that had nothing to do with this one. It will be "dead and buried", but Peavy had to go dredging it back up. QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 07:13 PM) There is no way you are a Sox fan. Been saying this for years.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 07:05 PM) I missed the debate last night, but just saw a clip of Gingrich verbally destroying the CNN moderator. It was impressive. cheers Newt. It definitely was. He thoroughly took a subject that should've hurt him and helped himself greatly with it.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 07:09 PM) I dont get it? If you try to do it on your phone, it might not work. It didn't work for me. I had to do it on my computer.

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 05:24 PM) I can picture Ozzie running away like a little b**** then going on Twitter saying he won, and you'd believe him. Haha, perfect.

Can we start a grassroots campaign to get him removed from the Sun Times?

No predictions, I just really hope it's the Ravens over the Patriots and (to a slightly lesser extent) 49ers over the Giants. The absolute worst outcome of this is the Patriots over the Giants in the Superbowl. A "redemption" for the pieces of s*** in New England. Those are the luckiest motherf***ers in all of sport in the last 10+ years.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 10:56 AM) Etta James The song we picked for our wedding solo was 'At Last'. Original. QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 11:31 AM) Her supposed father was legendary pool player "Minnesota Fats." So she's either half white or half fictional character.

This is one of those things that makes me want to punch every single American in the face.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 09:19 AM) He's a Cub for life and he said he would never pitch for the Sox. That is reason enough for me. Yeah, minus those two years in Cleveland and New York, Cub for life.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 20, 2012 -> 06:48 AM) What he said. Maybe one of these years this dinosaur will actually get around to hearing more than a handful of new albums. That is either incredibly cool or a lucky use of words.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 09:17 PM) Newt released his tax returns during the debate tonight. Nice. Pretty awesome politicking.

Does CNN also hate Paul? I knew Fox did, but this today is on a whole different level. He's a freaking vagina doctor and they weren't even going to allow him an opportunity to speak about abortions. And it's 36 minutes into the follow-up coverage and he hasn't been mentioned even once (not even in passing).

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 11:56 AM) Joe Cowley, duh. Ha!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 01:07 PM) Again, take the time to go understand what "Wins above replacement" are before posting. We'd really appreciate it. It's what I expect anymore.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 12:26 PM) He plays an eccentric in everything. His character in Social Network was pretty much the same as in Zombieland. Milk, I almost posted the Michael Cera thing. They actually remind me of each other a lot. Check out this synopsis of Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It's spot on for a lot of points: http://www.cracked.com/article_19671_the-g...=feature_module

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 11:45 AM) Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs! Nice. EDIT: Although it's "Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke."

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Jan 19, 2012 -> 11:00 AM) Same first name as me. That is reason enough to sign this young lad. Are you this guy?