DukeNukeEm

Im glad were being reasonable.

What do you mean? Suns never sets on the American Empire type deal?

http://congress.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/...te-legislation/ First part of legislation has been passed. It looks like this is going to happen.

Southern Illinois University - Political Science with a (useless) specialization in International Affairs. I take it because I like it. I know the chances of me finding an actual job that will employ the things I've learned are next to nil, but a Bachelors degree is a Bachelors degree.

http://www.hr2499.org/ Would we still have to change the flag?

Not when you're the president in a highly secured motorcade.

17 year olds are douchebags, this isn't really news.

There's stupid Democrats too. It knows no partisanship.

Oh I'm sorry, substitute making fun of Islam with making fun of <George Bush/Kanye West/Tom Cruise/anybody the suburban entitlement white kids think they can look down on>. The only comedy I can get out of that show anymore is how much they've become what they always tried to poke fun at.

Derp Derp Derp! Were making fun of Islam, look how counter-cultured we arE!!!

How is South Park still relevant?

I have 4! 15 page research papers due in the next 2 weeks. I've started all of them and have outlines, its just so tedious and painful to write out that much bulls***. 4 15 page papers. 4. 4. 4. 4.

All is not yet lost.

"But if Mayor Daley doesn't [run for reelection], one day I would like to run for mayor of the city of Chicago," Emanuel said. "That's always been an aspiration of mine even when I was in the House of Representatives." LINK I'd vote for him.

That attitude is going to keep this conflict going on for another 60 years.

We give Egypt roughly the same amount of money we give Israel. They are bribes to keep the two from going to war again.

If Israel wants us to like them more they should stop electing the Likud Party every other election.

It's hard to lose a game when Mark Buehrle is pitching.

Hardy thrown out at the plate.

Nice job by noodle arm there.

I wasn't sure Jones was going to swing during that AB.

Jones!

Why am I dreading having the 5th spot in the order up with 2 on in the bottom of the eighth of a tie game? Bizarro World.

Buehrle is a boss.

Quentin-PK at the 3-4 looks pretty decent so far.