Kyyle23

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 01:43 PM) No More Mr. Nice Guy- Alice Cooper I think of Dazed and Confused whenever I hear that song(The Beer Bust scene)

No "Real Men of Genius" songs for you today Just Happy Birthday

Muse

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 11:47 AM) Damn I knew the joke wouldnt read correctly. I did mean a box literally and now that Iam explaining a joke it is all ruined along with my day.thanx kyyle. NP. my work here is done. If your day wasnt already ruined I would offer to help with that too

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 11:41 AM) Mardi Gras=Unreal. you saw your first bewbs!

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 11:32 AM) Woot Woot...job offer received. 24% increase in salary, get to find out about the benefits and potential bonuses shortly. Most importantly I think I'll be going from 50+ hr's a week a good chunk of the year (currently doing 65 or so) to 40 hr's. Congrats!

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 11:35 AM) Drunk hunger will tempt you to eat some crazy things... there was a double entendre in what you posted. I was playing off that.

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 11:22 AM) Well thats what happens when you eat a box. pffft as if you would know what thats like

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 10:13 AM) The girl who sits right next to me at work chews louder than any other girl I've ever met. It cuts through me like a hot knife through butter, but I don't know her well enough to tell her to shut her f***ing mouth. It drives me nuts. I think a Milkdud day would cure your problem. Eat them all day long around her, pick it out of your teeth, and just be annoying as hell

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Feb 24, 2009 -> 08:51 AM) "No my name is Brahbrah". "How long has your dog been missing" "About 6 years"

No responses about this weeks episode yet? Will Ferrells hairpiece? Kenny Powers getting down on the dancefloor(then vomiting because of the X)? IM KENNY F***ING POWERS!

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 23, 2009 -> 02:01 PM) Totally. I love the reserving and paying on-line, and not having to wait in line. Plus the $1 a day thing is way cheaper than $4 each at Hollywood. As for the movie, I want the two hours back. Here's a crazy idea, wait until there is a break in the case to make the damned movie. So you are saying its now ok to make a movie about the Tylenol Killer?

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 23, 2009 -> 01:16 PM) The Alphabet Killer was one of the worst movies I have seen in a while. I'll be honest when I say I am pissed that I wasted $1.07 on it. LOL, RedBox bags another sucker every minute! Eliza Dushku is super hot, but good lord she picks some stinkers. Of course, I have yet to see her stray from the moody b**** who acts like a spoiled teenager

this story is like 5 years old

I love the picture of him bunting. LOL

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 06:45 PM) But this doesn't LMAO!

QUOTE (GREEDY @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 04:57 PM) No s***? Really? I didn't even look at the numbers, I was just trying to figure out how a guy who has a career OBP of .306 has the reputation as being Captain Clutch. Obviously, some guys are better dead red hitters than others, and I am speculating that Crede is one of them. Also, make Joe Crede Black, Hispanic, Cuban, whatever, anything but White and no one would give a damn about him. Outside of '06 his numbers are awful comparable to Uribe's. Both are above average defensively, both suck at hitting but have streaky pop where they can carry a team for a week or so. Neither can get on base to save their soul. The only difference is one has 500 fans in the stands wearing his jersey, and the other had maybe five people wearing number fives out there. And for clarification I am a white guy. Keep me out of your broadbrush painting, tyvm

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 03:54 PM) LOL...why? Iam an airhead today... It was a good followup to your blowjob question

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 03:36 PM) Why is it called a blow job when you are getting sucked. everyone is staring at you now. And I think I just heard a record scratch and go silent in the background

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 02:22 PM) As in a few other threads today I havent know what people are talking about, I dont know what you are talking about in this one. What does a splurge have to do with Owens bunting? Im with you, I looked at this thread and expected some sarcastic thread regarding the Sox lack of spending this offseason and I looked at the first post and said "Huh? Whayoutalkinbout?"

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 01:57 PM) He said that he wanted to see a negative comment about Crede. Oh, I assumed Kalapse meant "find me a negative comment from myself" not just any old negative comment. I mean, if that was the case then you didnt have to dig up a thread years old, there has been some negativity in recent threads towards Crede

Am I missing something in that Kaz Matsui thread that Knightni just brought up? I have looked it over 3 times, and I cannot find a Kalapse comment about Crede

QUOTE (scenario @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 11:59 AM) I'm assuming the injury requiring the surgery was the result of that infamous play in spring training, where Ozzie had him playing 1B. If so... are there any financial implications for the Sox? Considering he played after rehabbing that season, then played the entire next season, why would the Sox be responsible for the surgery? He could have done it on the Sox dime twice(after the original injury in 2007 and then in the offseason between 07 and 08)

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 11:49 AM) The man's been "dealing with" shaving cream pies for God's sake. Who blocked a cream pie in 2008 where it looked like Toby hurt himself because it was blocked? Was it Thome? Quentin?

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 22, 2009 -> 11:43 AM) Poster K wishes that everyone would just shut the hell up about Crede. It has yet to be determined who Poster K really is. There are a few candidates. There could be a Poster K and a Poster K-1a