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We are now losers of 10 of our last 11 at home. Awesome.

QUOTE (flippedoutpunk @ May 17, 2011 -> 10:18 AM) M-Bone the "teach me how to dougie" guy Now there's a celebrity. I'm surprised the government didn't shut down after the news of this.

Wasn't sure where else this belonged: Cell phones signals really are killing the bees, study shows

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 17, 2011 -> 09:19 AM) ABC cancelled 'V' $%^#$^#@%$^@# You're surprised?

New Tosh tonight.

Mizzou Professor says nantenna solar sheet soaks up 90 percent of the sun's rays, puts sunscreen to shame

Happy Birthday fellas!

QUOTE (Y2HH @ May 17, 2011 -> 08:22 AM) I think he means that if your listening to Pandora or watching Hulu through your Sync via BT you'd need a 3g/4g signal. Welcome back, jerk!

The party of family values.

Liz Lemon is a MILF.

Don't worry folks. There is a 0% chance that Cleveland wins this division. It's ours for the taking. Soxtalk says so.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ May 16, 2011 -> 09:11 PM) Man, does it seem like these guys just aren't even trying? It did not look like Dunn even jogged to first on his DP, Peña didn't even attempt to cover 1B earlier, and Beckham didn't seem to try to get that ball. And I'm not even trying to watch anymore. Later folks.

Exactly. And by hot sauce you mean Taj Gibson's sperm, right?

QUOTE (Soxfest @ May 16, 2011 -> 07:58 PM) You can tell Sox are home again They're trying their best to make sure the park is empty the rest of the year.

I hate having anal nightmares.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 16, 2011 -> 04:31 PM) Juan Pierre does suck at baseball. He deserves to bat ninth, but so do a lot of other guys. I guess we could lead off Rios or Beckham. Rios is hitting .201 with 10 RBIs. Awful. Gordon is hitting .222 with 13 RBIs. Awful. Adam Dunn, who is making so much money it is incomprehensible, is hitting .210 with a grand total of four home runs. He has a whopping 16 RBIs. AJ is hitting a stellar .246 with one home run and 12 RBIs and six whopping runs scored. Whoopie. Those are four guys who start for us and totally suck as well. Everyone else you mentioned brings at least one thing to the table whether it's good defense, higher OBP, or power. Juan literally offers nothing at all. Why don't you understand that? And at his age it's not like he's going to become faster and start stealing more bases or develop a stronger arm to throw guys out.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 16, 2011 -> 04:20 PM) He will? He will know the fans hate him. Ozzie has nothing to do with booing him. Answer my other question, pls. Why are guys like Dunn and Beckham also not being booed? And even AJ and Rios and Morel? And Pena? And Matt? There should be equal opportunity booing. Arguably Juan is just one of many bad players right now. I'd be more than happy to boo most of those guys and Ozzie whenever he stepped onto the field. EDIT: And Pierre gets the most at bats per game since he is the leadoff hitter. He can't hit with any authority so weak liners are caught by the shallow outfielders. His defense is awful. He has no arm. He can no longer be relied on to steal bases. He offers absolutely nothing and advanced stats show that he is literally the worst player in MLB. That's why most people would boo him.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 16, 2011 -> 04:13 PM) I'm just saying fans have ample opportunity to boo Ozzie, so why not just wait til Ozzie comes out and boo him? Because when you boo Pierre then he'll know exactly why fans are unhappy.

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 16, 2011 -> 04:07 PM) I don't get your position on this. The boos are for Juan Pierre if one is booing Juan Pierre. I think the booing would be for both Pierre and Ozzie.

Carlos

Bogans and Brewer too!

Zaza Pachulia is a player with very little hot sauce abilities.

Well of course!

Very liberally. Use the whole bottle if you have to.

Try smothering them in hot sauce.