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We should change the thread title to "(Insert Marginally Popular Person Here) is Dead".

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ May 11, 2011 -> 12:59 PM) The Heat arent on the same planet as the 90's Bulls. Before we start proclaiming them as champions, maybe they should earn it first? The Heat are good, but if you gave me the choice of facing any of the Bulls championship squads or the Heat, Id take the Heat. So you really think that having excellent role players and an elite coaching staff matters?

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Gray DFA'd after 3 scoreless innings last night, dropping his ERA to 2.7. This ball club is clueless.

I predict 14 shattered bats and 5 Angels will soil their pants while in the batter's box.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 11, 2011 -> 11:22 AM) He's no Darren Collison.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 11, 2011 -> 11:17 AM) I actually think we're going to see LeBron on D-Rose if we meet the Heat in the ECF. Maybe for parts of the game but man that'll be a lot of energy expended on guarding someone with Rose's speed.

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QUOTE (Rowand44 @ May 11, 2011 -> 10:42 AM) ...everyone knows the off guard is the weak link on the this team So how does our cap space look for next year? Any free agents we might target to fill that hole? Disclaimer: Didn't follow the team all too much throughout the season.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 11, 2011 -> 10:41 AM) And that's fine. I'm not saying the Bulls can't win. But Duke said the Heat might be a better matchup than the Pacers and Hawks. Are you serious? GMAB. Yeah I must say that is not going to be the case.

I'll take my chances with a Thibs led team over a Spoelstra one.

Alexei

Very quick cleanup though.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 11, 2011 -> 10:09 AM) If you wanted to make a joke, you should have gone for the "They make up for the difference by making outs on the basepaths". That makes sense and is true. Leave the jokes to me bucko.

Truthfully, we're beyond mops right now. Perhaps a flamethrower would be more appropriate.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 11, 2011 -> 10:07 AM) Huh? You get 27 outs/game unless it goes to extras. The White Sox record nearly the lowest fraction of those outs via the strikeout in the AL. The number of PA's you have doesn't affect the number of outs you record. I was joking. Making it sound like we average around 2 base runners per game.

Really could have used that trash can. My computer and desk are ruined.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 11, 2011 -> 10:02 AM) The 2010 white sox had the 2nd fewest strikeouts in the AL. The 2011 White Sox have the 3rd fewest strikeouts in the AL. It's hard to get a lot of Ks when you average under 30 plate appearances per game.

*pukes violently*

Now that's a low blow. Even for you.

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QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ May 11, 2011 -> 09:00 AM) Keep em both, DFA Pierre

Have you ever even listened to Common? He might be the least controversial rapper in history.

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