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In church this morning, the mass was silent in prayer before the priest presented the bread and wine...so the congregation was kneeling, and completely silent. I was just about asleep when out of nowhere the woman in front of me released a mammoth fart...it was so f***ing loud. I could not stop laughing for 20 mins...I felt so bad about laughing, but I just couldn't help it. Her timing was so impeccable. Anyone else have a funny fart story they would like to share?

Keep in mind he lost some playing time that year. I may have to change my mind about Clarett if OSU goes on probation for this. Last year I helped pass a giant inflatable penis with claretts pic on it around the big house...this year...clarett is welcome to watch the game at my house.

Rob Marshall, the husband...responded to "Blind Faith" withe a book called "Tunnel Vision" a few years ago. I haven't read it yet, but I hope to soon.

For anyone looking for a good book, I recommend "Blind Faith" written by Joe McGinniss in the 80's...it is an excellent non-fiction book about a man suspected of the murder of his wife. Though the physical evidence is lacking...there is overwhelming circumstansial evidence against the man. There are parallels between the case McGinniss writes of and the Peterson case. The book takes a look at the couple's three kids and how they felt and where their loyalty was...it is probably the best book I have ever read.

Dammit, my roll of quarters is worthless now!

Have you considered proofreading college essays?

Coodies are no laughing matter...the hysteria they cause is paralyzing to any young mans love life.

New sig test

Well...that woman is f***ed up.

THIS JUST IN: New Hampshire has hippies!

Thats one ugly pussy.

I have both a kerry sign and a bush sign in my front yard. Neither was destroyed, and my house was not vandalized. I guess people were too confused.

My guess is that Kerry held his ground in the usual republican strongholds and they are expecting him to make up for his deficit in democratic strongholds. That is the only reason I can think of

275-263 Kerry

I wouldn't buy anything at wal-mart...those stores are so crappy.

This law isn't necessary...

"Sir, you have been taking pictures for 45 straight days...will you please buy a fish or leave!" "I told you damnit, the film never develops right. And my nephew can't tell what kind of fish he wants if the pictures aren't clear. Now, is it true you have a new employee?"

Thank you God for giving me a life outside of indonesia

In Bergen County new jersey (where I live) no stores selling luxury items are allowed to be open on sundays. Only, gas stations, restraunts, grocery stores, and convenience stores are open sundays. The malls are closed. And shopping is considered the pastime of Bergen County. Then again, in this state it is illegal to pump your own gas...welcome to the east coast

the drinking thing probably wouldn't be such a bad idea I have heard in countries with looser standards kids are more responsible with alcohol because it is not such a forbidden thing. Then again getting s***faced is a necessary life experience.

Correct me if I am wrong, but if a person does not empty the tanks...the tanks empty themselves, correct? So masturbating is just like doing your own plumbing. Sure, it would be nice for the plumbing business if just waited for the plumbers to show up all the time. But sometimes you have to fix the pipes yourself.

s***...maybe they are just lacking ambition. Then again it probably makes the little things in a relationship seem more important. Like hugging and holding hands has already become sort of routine after 2 weeks with my girlfriend. However if that was as far as we planned on going, I am sure it would mean more.

I would enjoy seeing the argument of someone who believes in abstinence. I would like to know what their reason for abstinence is, and how they believe it could be mainstreamed. Also do those practicing abstinence reject oral sex?

MSNBC...I like the pundits they bring on to their shows, they usually have a lot of energy. I find the crews Foxnews, and cnn use to be rather stale.

*feeling depressed*