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Having sex with a cokehead can't be that bad, it just means you get to snort coke off Tara Reids ass/tits/stomach. Not that I do cocaine or any drugs, but in that situation, I would probably give it a try.

Have fun! I noticed though, that the sea of humanity in the picture is a Southern Cal football game...you can't get anything past me Anyway, as I was saying, enjoy yourself, your ears will be ringing for at least 24 hours

Congrats man! I wish you good luck and good health in the future

Clujer, what is your weight? what are you trying to get down to? How have you lost the initial 12.5? I was 160, in 2 days I have gone down to 156, I hope to get down to 140. It may sound ridiculous to be trying to lose 20 pounds at 16, but I need to do it for cross country. So far my strategy is A) Avoid sugary foods (soda, desserts, etc.) B: No food between meals (except water and carrots) C) Run D) Avoid breakfast (this is easy because I usually wake up betwee 11-12 so I just go straight to lunch) Do you have any suggestions for me

Very ingenius way of covering up the fact that you were drooling over the "doable" nurse.

Excellent

I think I like this girl back in chicago. Unfortunately I live 1,000 miles away so I will rarely see her. Also I do not know if she feels the same way about me. Would it be worth pursuing a relationship with her, or should I just take the easy road and forget about it? What would the good doctor do?

does it help not to clip your toenails in arches? I heard that, so I usually clip them very straight...am I doing this for no reason?

I agree and disagree. Though Anime is no more mentally stimulating than South Park. South Park is not intelectual humor either. The Simpsons is far more witty, and has even more political satire. South Park is a funny show. Perhaps my favirote episode was the one in which Indians took over south park, and the towns people were forced to live in shacks. They then suffered a sars outbreak. In the end they win back the money to buy the town from the indians and their casino highway, but end up gambling it back away. My favirote lines from the show are: Stan's father: There is no way the gay scout master could have affected the children Stan to Cartman: You silly goose (car screeches to a halt) Stan's father: God damnit stan, you call cartman a jackass right now!

who is the 15 year old you refer to that is stimulating his/her brain?

That happened to me two weeks ago. As soon as the dentist was done, the nurse, who by the way was definately doable, handed me a cup of water. When I drank the water it streamed out of the right side of my mouth because I couldn't feel that it was still open. The nurse chuckled, but I am sure she sees that a lot with patients.

wtf have you ever even watched south park? that is some of the best satire on television. just because you're all about japanimation doesn't mean american stuff is crap. A little defensive this evening spiff?

though I am white, I think Tyra Banks deserves to be in the top 5 somewhere. Most underrated (the spelling may be bad on some): 1)Salma Hayak 2)Yasmeen Bleeth 3)Marrissa Thome 4)Tia Leoni 5)Brooke Burke

I can't stand Anime because it isn't funny. If it was funny I would like it, but I don't watch cartoons to see fighting sequences. Much like why I can't stand American cartoons because there's no good plot. If it is comical, it really does not need a grippin plot, if just needs to be funny.

I think that arrogant starship captain is funny too. Especially when he pursues Layla

I can't stand Anime because it isn't funny. If it was funny I would like it, but I don't watch cartoons to see fighting sequences.

No wonder old people hate us, after farting and belching in their faces we steal their cash! to the absolute worst generation! (and many of us our suckers to pop culture reality tv, making our generation a little dumber than those that preceeded us. Thankfully I have yet to give in to network garbage)

I like Mountain Dew Live Wire (the orange kind) I also really like Pepsi Twist, that stuff is awesome. Before Pepsi Twist, regular Coke was my favirote soft-drink, now it is definately pepsi twist.

personally I prefer Futurama. Home Movies is a good show, but I would rather see it only once a week. I think it should be returned to the Sunday Night slot

Whether you agree or disagree with Apu's opinions, you can never have too much political talk

Salma Hayak

LONDON (Aug. 7) - A 13-year-old Iraqi boy who lost his parents and both arms in the war that toppled Saddam Hussein arrived Thursday in Britain for treatment. With a U.S. Army hat as a souvenir and pledges from Kuwait's government to pay for his treatment until he reaches adulthood, Ali Abbas arrived on a Kuwaiti state plane. Also on board was his uncle and another injured Iraqi boy, 14-year-old Ahmed Hamza, who lost his left foot and right hand in U.S. bombardments near Baghdad. Both boys are scheduled to be fitted with prosthetic limbs at Queen Mary's Hospital Rehabilitation Center in London. The boys were evacuated to Kuwait in mid-April and treated for burns caused when U.S. missiles struck their homes. Ali lost his father, pregnant mother, brother and 13 other relatives. Ahmed lost a sister. Ali's story drew international attention after pictures of him crying in pain at a Baghdad hospital appeared around the world. Ahmed's father, who went to Kuwait from Iraq recently at the boy's request, carried him to the bus that drove them to the aircraft for the flight to a British air force base west of London. Before the boys left the VIP hall in Kuwait City airport, three members of the U.S. Army military police gave them camouflage hats and arm bands. The boys beamed when they saw the team, whose job has been to reunite Iraqi children treated in Kuwait with their families, and giggled as they put the hats on their heads and called them ``cowboys.'' ``I'm going to miss them,'' said Maj. Kate Van Auken, of Gloucester, Mass. Kuwait's health minister, Mohammed al-Jarrallah, accompanied the boys and their relatives to the airport. He told reporters he expected the boys to be in Britain initially for three months. ``But as far as we are concerned, we are committed to treating them until they are fully grown,'' he said. Kuwait, a major U.S. ally that was the launch pad for the U.S.-British-led war in Iraq, also was going to pay for psychological care received by the boys and their families, and repairs to their homes in Iraq. Canada has granted permission for Ali and five of his relatives to emigrate to Canada after being sponsored by an Ontario emergency room doctor, CTV News reported Wednesday. Dr. Falih Hafuth, a father of three from Cambridge, Ontario, has been trying to adopt Ali and traveled to Kuwait last month to visit him. Ali, dressed in a white shirt whose short sleeves hung empty, said he wanted to go to a soccer match in London. Tired of smiling for the cameras, he said: ``I'm going to charge $5 a photo.'' 08/07/03 13:19 EDT For those who were unable to find the irony, it is that a long with a camouflage hat, the boy was given a camouflage armband. I hope the boy did not view this as a sick form of taunting, but rather a simple error in gift assortment. Great to hear he is doing well

Just bought tickets for 4 of the 5 games on my sports week trip. The 5th I already had tickets for. Tues. August 26th- White Sox @ Yankees Weds. August 27th- White Sox @ Yankees Thurs. August 28th- White Sox @ Yankees Fri. August 29th- White Sox @ Detroit Sat. August 30th- Central Michigan @ Michigan Go Sox! Go Blue!

Castro was definately not good for the people of cuba. My mother's best friend defected from that country, as did my spanish teacher. My spanish teacher lived in the slums of havanna before he defected into Miami 8 years ago. He told many stories about how Castro is responsible for all the crime in cuba, because it is impossible to make a decent living without making illegal money. Also Castro is responsible for the lack of technology in cuba. Overall the people in cuba live aweful lives because of the guy. My teacher said that there is only one person in the world he wants to kill, and his name is castro

Mmmmm-kaaaaaaayy Mr. Mackey... (loud farting noise) hot girl: oh that was hot, lets go out farting classmate: SCORE!