Steff

Awesome. Im not sure where CSN is so I might be hanging out there come gametime... What provider do you have?

Oh geezus. I just picked him up on my fantasy team. First Johnson, now him?? Is there anyone you guys want to see on the DL.. ?? They can't get on it fast enough when I pick them for my fantasy team.

I've been trying to woo Sidney her for 3 years now . He would love to come to Chicago.. but not to the Sox.

I can hear apu already on this one................ they have quite a bit of money from all the oil they produce its just suddan always put it in his private banking account. A BILLION dollars hidden behind false walls...?? How do you suppose he balances?

Matt... CONGRATS!!!!!

So far so good. I don't remember much about the actual hypnotism.. I don't think I am supposed to. But so far I'm OK. And the morning was the one I used to have to have. We'll see. I'm hoping it works. I know a lot of it is in my head and the want is definitely there.

LOL.. You guys are too funny!! I'm actually going with one other person but I'm pretty calm. And thanks for the support, I'll need it!!

There is usually about 37,000 at Wrigley Field that you could ask this question to. LOL... I really, really hate smoking. I don't do it in the house or in the car. I get maybe 3 chances at work so it's such a waste. I just can't seem to let the last couple of the day go. I smoke a pack a week!

I think it's cool and perfectly natural for one man to be banging another man rear/oral-style. If I am "allowed" by "society" (sans Bible Belt states, they'll come around eventually) to sodomize my g/f , don't you think it would be a bit hypocritical (assuming the word "fair" is even in your infantile vocabulary) for me to deny that right to someone else just because I may find male-on-male variation of it..."icky" was it? You know, freedom of others should not derive from/depend on the whims of my personal taste and preferences...unless it directly encroaches my personal freedom or puts me in danger, which is so not the case in most of these "gay situations". Also, Apu, do you honestly think BMR and his ilk actually read "studies" and "psychologists" or "sociologists"? I got a solar system to sell you...Which is ironic (among other things) considering just how many references of "nature/science intended it to be so and so" or "but it's unnatural to ___!" variety they end up making to justify their ignorance, hatred and increasingly outdated worldview. Afterall not long ago, same "scientific/nature-related" things were said about women, blacks, jews...hell, some still think masturbation is really, really bad for you I also couldn't care less what some book of fictional stories says is morally right or wrong. I ain't sheep. As far as procreaction "arguement" goes, I think with global population of 6+ billion and relatively scant resources (more than third of the world is liteally starving, homeless, sick-n-abandoned, etc), we could actually use less people (I am tempted to say "like BMR"...)...and with abundance of fertility banks, the future of the human race is pretty much safe. (I think terrorism, nuclear warfare, some unknown virus or a good ol' asteroid will be the fall of mankind, not "gay revolution" ) Not that anal sex with a woman has anything to do with procreation mind you, and yet it's considered to be like the sexual feat...better still if it's accompanied by the said chick making out with another chick.....In other words, more hypocrisy exposed. Remember that " I Wish Those Damn Homos Would Stop Sucking My Cock" piece? Nothing like Onion to shine some light on human prejudice and insecurity...LOL Brando.. you need a hobby or something.. Way too much free time on your hands.

OMG... I sent this to about 8 people in the office. They were all laughing so hard. This is priceless!

Anyone ever been hypnotized before? I'm going tonight. I'm kinda nervous.

What I've heard is that it's like drinking a reeeeaaalllyyyy reeeeaaallly lot of coffee. Which would make me have the jitters and have to pee all the time. That doesn't sound like fun at all.

LOL.. color blind i must be.......i didnt notice it the first time around and surely wasnt going to notice the second till i looked at it again and thought what looks different here...........i swear i have the blonde hair on today........... Remember, the first thing you said that goes is the brain!!! Yikes Heather.. can you imagine the three of us running around here brainless...?? We'd FINALLY fit right it!

Happy birthday to you...

LOL.. my mistake. Here's the correct link. http://www.maximonline.com/ ok, do you have a site on it? why do you like it, for the picts. It gives me insiteful information regarding the male species :-) And the jokes are funny as hell!!

LOL.. my mistake. Here's the correct link. http://www.maximonline.com/

since i live in another state, i never met anyone from the board. but the truth be known, if i did i would have told some that i didn't like to kiss my well you can imagine. but until another time, one question, didn't you post on the other board with a pict or something? Yep. With Mr & Mrs AlohaFri.

And LDF.. I know listing my fav website as www.maxim.com might have been a bit confusing.. LOL

No big deal LDF. I didn't do a lot of hangin out with people back then so you never would have met me. Only a few over there personally knew me before this past summer. Thanks for the compliments. That was really nice of you.

He's Mensa. And he does the NY Times and USA Today puzzels every day. Finishes them in about an hour.

i never knew you were a girl? Ya mean the PMS didn't give it away.. in all these months and even from the other board, i never knew. that is the truth. You have got to be kidding me!?!?!

Killing your brain cells is cool? I'm not going to speak about you personally, since I don't know you, and there are obviously exceptions to every rule. Beer is actually worse for you then pot. weed is harmless unless you have to be high every day and hour. Something that alters your state of mind with chemicals is not harmless. "Weed is harmless" is one of the biggest misconceptions in the US today, and some kids are ruining their lives as a result of believing that lie. Please dont tell me you take those comercials seriously that big brother puts on tv! lol! But they aren't the truth..?

i never knew you were a girl? Ya mean the PMS didn't give it away..

Hey I play fair and clean...unless it's you-know-who. Sorry if my comments offended anyone. For the record Brando, it wasn't you. Someone though they would be cute and sent me some VERY disguting and s***ty emails today.

Well, obviously a kid's parents/family should be the main role models in their lives. But growing up, a couple people that I looked up to were Bo Jackson and Frank Thomas, and I feel that I am a better person today than I would have been if it hadn't been for them. But today, there seem to be very few "good guys" left in sports. And they had a direct impact on your life how..? How did anything they did effect the person you are today..?