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working on 2/3rd a tank...it's virtually impossible to keep up with all the new porn. I may have to retire soon.

last say I win!!!!

I wouldn't mind stickin' it to anne heche.... craziness aside.

in my case, I've just had to wash my socks an extra 1/3 in due time my friend....some chocolate vaginas are worth waiting for too much? haha

ok, just so we can get the jokes out of the way... "are they working scale models?" "can I buy a chocolate penis at an extra charge? "are there chocolate pubes too? "do I have to lie to my chocolate vagina partner that it doesn't smell like an armpit down there?" ok, I think that about wraps it up. I'd buy one for charity. I think it's hilarious, actually. My thespian friends of the female race read a bunch of the VM's to me once...*shudder* at some, *laugh* at others, *saddened* by the rest.

plus there aren't any polar bears trying to eat my face...

I guess this means, women are gonna have to put up with 1/3 more sex to make up for the shortages... we've got quotas to meet

geez, us too... I think it's like 40 or something. brrrrrrrrrrrr....

great...here come the women to ruin our fun... wasn't the 19th amendment enough for y'all? KIDDING

Can Someone PLEASE ban this Anti-american, Anti-semitic, Anti-chicken pot pie, poster? this thread MUST and WILL live on

you play for silverchair? or the vines?

I knew my dentists son......I didn't mind going to there until one day his son told me about his dad's MAJOR porn collection. ewww....

I woke up yesterday and called in sick...slept til noon, played madden 2003 til 4, ate a bowl of lucky charms, played counterstrike on with my 3 bros and my dad til midnight, went to bed. 7 am came mighty early today....

suck my nuts

haha...yeah...now THAT'S weird

1549, have a safe and good b-day. let's hope your nets can make it through the playoffs this year.......... only to get squashed by my spurs again

your dad was a woman?

it's true

here=texas I just remember thinking he was a great guy

whatever happened to the poster who moved to texas (near the coast) and really hated his visit here?

600 math 600 verbal 1200 one and only time I took it as a junior

1600

nah, I just think inside my head I'm a lot funnier than I really am

(just cos I was really proud of that quote...)

she's on the other side of the crock.... they were planning to play monkey in the middle until the f***in' poparazzi showed up. :fyou thanks for ruining the fun