CrimsonWeltall

damn gays ruining another marriage

Illinois will almost definitely go Kerry, so I'm going to look at 3rd party candidates. If I don't like any much, Kerry.

No. Whenever typos lead to incredible deals, the company just says OP and you pay full price.

Activist judges are those who make rulings you don't like

that last one is discriminatory towards albinos

Bowling for Columbine was a bunch of horses***, but other than the dumbass scene where he's trying to get a congressman to sign up his kid for the draft, he's supposed to have kept himself out of F9/11

Don't replace any of them.

...why? I can understand ensuring it's in the right orientation or that half-staff status being used for the right occasions, but 'put it to the top for a moment before you lower it'? Who f***ing cares?

You can't replace AHam

What are the odds this tidbit makes it in a conservative or religious reporting of the story?

wtf the girl in TDAT is hotter than Kate Hudson anyways

i saw one where this woman was doin chores around her house and tiny aliens kept attacking her with their spaceship. eventually, she nailed it with a broom. then you find out the 'aliens' and their ship are American astronauts and she's a giant alien! OMG

how come all lexus cars are silver or gold? dont they offer any other colors?

This draft class is boring. It's Okafor, who seems solid but has injury problems, and a ton of "projects". The Bulls will probably get like #6 and pick some giant from eastern Europe who will suck for 3 years then get traded. /optimist

How f***ing retarded are people who videotape themselves committing crimes?

Underwater basket weaving would be silly, but it would still be a sport. Maybe not so much if the contestants used water-proof basket-weaving machines.

"jokes"

I think we've already established that auto racing is a 'racing sport'.

Dunno. Why have they shown Poker, Chess, and Spelling Bees?

he's an MTV veejay reject, i believe

Steroids make my arm hurt

The primary activity is pedaling...unless Lance Armstrong's bike is motor-driven.

You can just f***in switch teams like that. OH I THINK ILL BE A SOX FAN NOW. Scenarios where you can change: 1) Your team pulls some bulls*** that pisses you off so bad you can't stand them anymore 2) You move to a new city and become a fan of the team there 3) ??? 4) PROFIT

PEE IN THE CUP DAMMIT