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Carlos Hernandez, he of the 8+ ERA Hernandezs, will proceed to throw 7 IP, and get 4-5 K's.

Hah, of course. Ridiculous team, terrible effort, no sense of urgency, keep playing garbage baseball.

I think Josh put about all he could, on it, but that lollipop from 3rd was the problem.

Thanks for getting in no hurry at all there, Yoan.

He's safe.

Struck out, then proceeded to pout walk slowly back.

Nice effort, Luis.

Also, Carlos Hernandez is bad. REAL Bad. He hasn't gone more than 5.1 IP in any start so far, and most have been abysmal:

Something else I also just learned: the top 3 of the Royals order, ALL have more RBIs than anyone on the Sox:

Just win, please?

OK ok, I'll take the bullet for SoxTalk, and start the 'sure to fail' Gamethread...

Better to pretend you're revving a make believe motorcycle, or high stepping your way to 2nd.

Glad we have Burr back.

You mean the same Red Sox, who just won their last 2 series, including one against a Houston team that we have no idea how to beat?

Out-classed right now, by the Kansas City fking Royals. There is so much wrong with this organization right now, I don't know how you fix any of it.

Abreu ground ball? Well that is a startling turn of events.

Robert + Slider away = Next guy up to bat.

And there is the game...

1 for 19 with em loaded now, fear the offense.

Jesus Yas, what in the actual fk?

Back to a 50% ground out rate for Jose.

Anything in the air there, gets the runner over. But NOOOOO...

Terrible pitch, Greinke. Appreciate it!

Whoa...strategy! Is that allowed?

Oops, we accidentally took a walk.