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Uh....thanks Ramirez?

Madrigal-esque baserunning out there by Leury.

LOLeury

What the actuak fk, man? These are stupidass sends from 3rd.

Odds of GIDP: High

Now, our 3 hole hitter can drive him in! Wait...

Luis roped that ball, man..about time.

Welp...

"You see, he can hit from BOTH sides of the plate, so the 3 hole only makes sense."

Leury at the 3, some HOF baseball persons never learn, it seems...

Haseley in the lineup, and Leury at 2B.

Sure is funny how other 'northern' teams don't seem to consistently suck ass in April, hitting the ball.

People forget just how good Yermin was in April, carrying the normally dormant offense...

Well, we don't have a Yermin Mercedes playing ungodly over his head in April, ourselves...

8 hits today, boys. Well done, thanks for forfeiting the 2nd game as well, Tony!

Well, I mean...Haseley has a great track record of producing at the plate.

What a display of impressive baseball all around, today by your Chicago White Sox, and HOF baseball person manager Tony LaRussa.

Josh Harrison, ladies and gentlemen.

In on this late, but holy hell, what a fkin lineup…

What, are you thinking that the likes of Dallas Keuchel, Vince Velasquez and Jimmy Lambert, doesn't scare the opponents into submission?

Absolutely brutal, "bad luck" or not, right now.

Dang Defense!

4 innings, 49 pitches for Tanner. Looks like the wrong lefty started today!

Even then, the word 'strong' is subjective.

Nope, sorry. It is the shoddy defense that made DK throw 77-85 mph meatballs.