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Yeah Castro, you just take ALL the time you need to get healed.

Jason Nix! ITS ALIVE!!

A-ha!! There is Mark "Good Vibe Killer" Kotsay

Hah, nice Andruw.

Where the f***SAUCE was this last night??

Mercy, we look good with the bats tonight.

Juanny!! Get it going, Pierre.

Thank you, Brandon Marrow, for being the cure for what ailed us!

LULZ

Quentin's dream situation...an AB where he can try to hit it 700 feet

Pierre base hit!! Stop the presses!

And theres Toronto's break right back.

Gordo delivers. 2-0 Good guys.

Andruw's your daddy?

Well...Ramirez HAS to sit, he is as dangerous as Rafael Belliard circa 90s was, right now at the plate. Then, he carries his light hitting woes with him out into the field, and plays like a bonehead in the field. Now, having Kotsay, Vizquel and Pierre in the lineup all at the same time sucks majorly. Maybe Ozzie figures by putting all of the light hitting players in the lineup at the same time, we can enter some sort of alternate paradox world where we know what situational hitting is.

QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 10:24 AM) Luckily tonight will be all Bulls, no Sox for me. Hopefully by not watching they win. Man, I wish I had that option. We could be 0-54 as a team, and I can't pry my eyes away from a single game. I guess sometimes I'm a glutton for punishment.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Apr 13, 2010 -> 10:14 PM) Who was that? Farmio and DJ ? Man, I'm disappointed. Bob Uecker in Major League. Just thought it was partially fitting (we got TWO runs!!)

Sure its been said, but I'm too lazy to look through the thread after coming in from a Minor league game.... "Lets see...we got one run on...one hit? Thats all we got? One goddamn hit?" "You can't say goddamn on the radio!!" "Ah who cares, no one is listening anyways." Embarassing offense, 14 Ks.

Will miss watching this one (an extreme rarity for me), and will instead be out at the local Greenville Drive Sally League game against the Rome Braves tonight. Go Gavin, lets win the first 2 up north!

Well then, lets trade the farm for Pods NOW!! He would be completely worth it.

Who woke Mark Teahen up??? Damn, nice to have you awake and on the 2010 team, Mark!

We rule with the GIDPs tonight, what gives.

WTFWTFWTF?!?! Mark Teahen??

FHD:LFHJ:FDLKHJ:FDLKHJD:LFKHJREOIY)($E^J GH> Goddamnit Alexei, go sit down for a week.

Oh, hi Ozzie. This is Sergio Santos. You should get to know him a bit better, he is one of the guys in this bullpen who actually attacks hitters, and gets them out.