Capn12

bones_r, is that quote in your sig from the song Professor Booty...or am i just wrong on that one..been wondering that for a while.

We start with 1st and 2nd, no outs....and get 0....that was completely underwhelming.

It seems like everytime PK is up, there is a runner on 1st, and the chance of him hitting into a DP..

Damn, dude...don't beat around the bush--oh, oops...

Is that because Everett is SO smooth in centerfield already? Face it, Carl flat out sucks in CF, he has no idea as to how to get his berrings straight, and no clue as to where to throw the ball back in.

And, Washburn is throwing a NO-HITTER, SHUTOUT tonight!!! Whats going on? He is throwing a NO-HITTER here, the Sox have NO HITS. Not that all that is gonna help these corpses get any hits

Hmm, ok...so the Crede thing does make sense...I accept that. But, can anyone here explain why Aaron Rowand has the 2nd fewest ABs on the team, only to 190 hitting Willie Harris? I'd like to know what the Marlins fans thought of Jerry Manuel when he was there...or was it the Expos? Either way, I hope that at least they could see through this guys ignorance.

And another thing.....why in the hell is Graffy playing for Crede of all people??? What the f***, Manuel? Crede has been hot, is a righty, facing a LHP tonight, and you let that s***ass JosE6 Valentin hit righty?? Whats his average right handed? Is it even 200? Jesus Christ, JM, are you trying to lose, cause you are giving this team a serious handicap right from the get-go.

Mark pitching a helluva game, and it may very well all go for naught....This season has been mailed in for all intents and purposes. Damn good thing college football season is only 12 days away.

What an impressive display by this offensive juggernaut known as the Chicago White Sox!!! God Damn, this is sad...I'd be asking for my ticket money back if I were there. "I came to see a MAJOR league baseball team, who are these assclowns?" BTW, NICE f***ING lineup tonight, JM

I've been the biggest proponent of AaRow all year, but now that Everett is here, there is nowhere to play ROwand unless you play him against LHP...but apparently even JM can't figure that one out

Hmm...and again, no AaRow in CF against the righty.......JM, you are indeed the master of all f***ups...I just don't understand...Heres an idea...put someone in CF, who actually can PLAY CF!!! Its a novel idea, I know...maybe I'm just way ahead of my time.

Time and time again, Everett f***s up in CF...quit trying to MAKE him a CFer JM, jesus...you have a CFer on the bench in AaRow.

YIkes.....had to face 3-4-5, and it was only a matter of time before ARod got a hold of one

and the 5th is a 12 pitch inning for Cottsy...lets get a couple more runs, and get Neal his 1st MLB W guys.

Is a one a crooked number?

Looks like the regular Danny Wright is back with us now, this is embarrasing.

Chalk this one up, folks...its a big L

What a f***ing piece of fatass, dogs***.....get him the f*** away from the mound, I don't care if Don Cooper has to pitch, get lardo outta there

What a big game pitcher.....the losing streak stopper, Fatolo Colon...

Nice job holding the 1 run lead, Fatass...

Broken leg for Michael Vick...hate to hear that....hope he heals quickly...he;s fun to watch

No way in hell that Dipshiit Olivo comes up clutch there....Sandy needs more PT

Game is on here in South Carolina...might not be as bad as 1st expected..but they haven't said yet.

In other news, looks like Mike Vick Might miss some time...carted off the field in Atlanta's preseason game...potential broken ankle......not good for such an exciting player to watch.