Capn12

Lucas holds the best team/offense in baseball to 2 runs over 6, and this noodle bat clusterfk offense can't figure out a thing about hitting.

44% of the starting lineup, has a batting average that starts with a 1.

Finally get a good effort from a starting pitcher, and the offense is being....well....itself.

Names on the jerseys don't matter, RISP result is always the same.

Jake Burger is my hero.

Hahn out here playing 4d chess...

Time for another one, I guess...

Eloy can't even hit the right fielder on the mound.

Outscored 50-16 in the last 7 games.

Joe Kelly is back! Oh, home run.

Better home team, too.

Kinda hard to EVER feel bad for the guy who torpedoed his OWN shot at a WS run in 1994. Eff Jerry Reinsdorf.

I'm a big Colas fan, but yeah....he is beyond lost at this point.

Whole 4 innings logged by Cease. Our starting pitching has been a floating dung pool, causing a ton of other problems.

When Hanser is back, Burger is riding the bench again. Circa TLR/Leury 2022.

I guess we should get this over with....

Food for thought: since the opening series, this team’s winning percentage is at a scorching 17.8%...

That is the look of a man with no answers, and no idea what he should be doing.

1-12, 16 LOB in the SERIES for this team, with RISP.

7 innings, 1 walk, 12 K's by this team. NO ONE's job should be safe, with how this organization looks right now.

Game is over, because the team sucks, so...hey, lets try and burn Lambert's arm out, Cordero style.

At this point, most organizations with any clue, would realize at 26, Romy Gonzalez is what he is: AAA fodder that you use if you're down a few guys. Now, of course we are down a few guys, because everyone is made out of glass, but still...he has no purpose anymore.

Sosa and Romy are hitting .254......COMBINED.

Look at those hot offensive averages!