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I'll bet the Wrigley faithful are so sad right now they won't tip the hookers they pick up on North Avenue . . .

I can work from bed

Now the Astros need to rest nicely and take 3 of 3 from the lowly Colorado Rockies. Things do look good for them.

HEY! Hey! Holy Mackeral!!

Walkin' him to get to piss on hands boy

I was just thinking Nomar looks so sleazy in a Cubs cap. Then I realized they all do :fthecubs

Come on a little 6-4-3 DP

Whose got it on TV? Gameday is sloooooow

Go Reds. How about a double play??

Have you ever met an attorney that wouldn't say he was an attorney? The only question is how many times he told them. I can sympathize with his holding cell situation. One night, many moons ago, I had a similar experience. :puke

Hell I just looked at Bea and quickly losing my eye aksdfgkshb j ksagfc ksjdfgc auffuetrw,Z,GCLsu SGEF AJKGF ..ASF sfgt v ekrg cskgh oo gvksdk

You are in.

LMAO, DO NOT post the Bea Arthur pic

You gotta love zero tolerance policies. That way police cannot be accused of racial profiling yada yada yada America's Justice System, taking thinking out of the equation since 2001.

We'll miss you. Shall we start the official searching for jobs club at Soxtalk?

Can you imagine the poor kitchen worker who snuck away to take a hit off of oregano, thinking it was his weed?

LOL.

Remember the Cub Motto: We only win today to make losing tomorrow that much more painful. Who wants to see a Sunday collapse? Even better if a little fan interference could happen again. Go Astros

I was listening to the game and Milo Hamilton reported that Sunday's starter wouldn't be determined until Friday at the earliest.

I love the part where the trainer removed the bullet . . . Ahh how about I remove that bullet and give you a nice rub down, maybe tape it up. You wouldn't want to like go to a hospital and have a surgeon remove it. I guess their HMO sucks as bad as mine.

Kerry voted no to protect sun bathers in Rio, he did offer to send them flip, flip, err sandles

Find a pic, add a caption.

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Thank God we finally solved that problem.

Honey, not in front of all these people, we're not the Clintons.