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Heard all over manufacturing plants "$100,000 to upgrade the equipment?! Move the factory to China."

A woman tried (unsuccessfully) to pass a $1,000,000 bill at Wal*Mart. The clerk dis not have enough change. I figured no one was dumb enough to accept a phony denomination and then came across this:

I guess hockey sucks so much as a sport, they need something to get the fans to the game. Watching someone get mugged is good entertainment. Ever wonder why every other sport sends you home and suspends you for a fight? This is what football and tennis needs, more fights. I think basketball wuld be better if they had 2 or 3 fights per game. Make it a three free throw penalty, four if you draw blood. Maybe 1st basemen should be allowed to unch runners as they round 1st.

Psalms were the least interesing verses in the Bible until I got a bit older. To me they were kind of boring and not very relevant, or so I thought. It wasn't until a good friend and youth minister began to coach me a little and share some of his favorite Palms that I began to enjoy them. Psalm 63 1-8 is one of the lessons that cw pointed us towards. It speaks of our desire for God's presence in our lives and of course for protection. Isn't that the easiest time to reach out to God? I'm certain almost everyone has heard the phrase there are no athiest in the fox hole. I'll bet Nuke would agree.

Oops, I just posted Mathew, I will go delete it. Would you like to start a new thread?

SNL had a great skit on Bottle Lake Erie Water. Set to Anticipation you see the water begin to pour but it was so thick it poured like molasses and had all sorts of stuff stuck in it.

basically we had one started with the earlier passage thread. That is smaller in scope and died out quickly, but with some interesting commenst. We could expand and perhaps start with Matthew 1-16. Perhaps one of our more talented scholars could summarize conventional wisdom and teaching and we could go from there.

This is one point in JM favor. We really do not have a small ball team. We are more lineman than DBs. Could you see Pauly bunting Frank over to third? Swing hard, you might hit something.

I do agree he has the potential. Especially if he was hitting from the #3 spot in the lineup

This reminds me of the scene in the M*A*S*H movie where Hawkeye and Trapper John are hassling their tent mate who's reading the Bible. LOL I guess we ahve no takers so far.

Well Doh, We send our young men to places they never heard of three weeks earlier to possibly get there heads blown off for concepts that many people cannot grasp and they have a drinking problem!? Support Our Troops - No Vanity Wars

Anyone up for an on-line Bible Study? Suggested reading?

Vince, Keep walking, were sending help. Write down what you took . . .

Well he (Graffy) played in more games (90) then I thought. Hit about what I thought .260 Only 23 RBI I'm thinking Uribe will cover this just fine. Not enough of a difference to worry about.

Ahh the elephant, the only member of color in the GOP Wow, those GOP guys can party, I found another one

With it being an election year, be ready for a September trip someplace small and out of the way. Isn't the weather getting nice in Korea? What are you bringing back?

I'll take Bust

Top Gun Gotta love Bush

Excellent, the man has moves

Nuke, we agree on something

Couple of interesting points: I still think Mark is our #1 even if E-Lo start Opening Day, which I think he has earned. Graffy contributed? Enough to make a difference on the season? When? I think Kong has a better chance of putting up improved numbers than Jose. I'm guessing Jose holds is own. Still it's to win the Central. It almost feels like a pat on the head and a participation ribbon.

Exactly. It makes perfect sense. And it really is no disrespect to Frank. It is remarkable how well he has stayed conditioned. But Maggs is a younger, faster man. And hopefully Kong rebounds enough to keep the pitchers honest with Frank up to bat.

RIP, It's almost like artistic talent really comes with a heavy downside.

Oh no! The Yankees shot at an undefeated season is in jeopardy. Who's George going to buy?