Texsox

Steff, whip me, whip me I've been naughty and want to be nice for Christmas . . .

Steff doesn't suffer from premature e-post-ulation. Nice job

When we stop laughing at out problems we become even more screwed up. God gave us the ability to laugh for a reason. Just remember when it is your turn to be in the barrel to take it and not whine. I always have said that I wan't to die in a very funny way. I would love to have everyone walk up to my casket and have a bad case of the giggles recalling the stupid thing I had done to be the guest of honor.

It took PA this long to figure it out. Damn he's slow at everything.

This is probably not good. While the site was down I . . . achieved the highest grade in the class on a Developmental Psy test scored a 100% on a Music Appreciation final wrote an English lit paper (worth 25% of final grade) which scored a 98/100 finished up a Psy research paper which earned me 18/20 extra credit points I'm certain this is all a coincedence The rest of my finals are in two weeks, could y'all f*** up the site again?

BegOod it depends if this was a 4 game suspension or a 4 day disabled list sort of thing.

Too bad PA, all the usual amount of work performed, but now only getting paid for 1/2 a day. Are you heading over to Breaker Street in Houston to hustle some out of towners?

It makes sense.

I'll see your bump and raise 2 bumps

D'Oh. If Jackson didn't have $$$$ he would be living in a 10x10 shack in Wyoming. The dude is creepy and anyone who let's their child near him should be locked up. The giraffs are cool

Ribbie love the new sig!

I was just tired of seeing PA's name pegged at the top of all three topics. Just spamming

Sounds like I missed the fun last night.

Isn't this BEGOODs second suspension in a month?

Yess but if I had to spend a week in bed promoting peace let it be Spears not Lennon. Laying in bed with a dead guy has got to be creepy

Drivers that insist on blocking driveways so other drives have to sit for a light to change. Idiots that don't pull up to the first pump or pull in engine to engine so you have to back up and try and get around them. Idiots like PA and 2K4 who waste my time because I just have to read whatever dribble they come up with and respond.

Now we know PA swallows

Steff since PA has a snowballs chance could I have the last man on earth chance?!

Right before you leave his place start calling people gay and pedaphiles, it's a lot of fun and he'll score points for his screen name. Be Good. PA's name is in green because he was the second grounds keeper added and should be known as Tex's assistant.

Aren't they the weird shoes without backs?

Part of the paper was taking universal stuff like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom and looking at different cultures. By the way researching bathroom habits takes in some very weird web sites. There are some very strange sex habits out there :puke

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I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men. There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.