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LOL Thank you for putting a little thought into it. I was feeling bad that you would spend so much time attacking others and kind of ignoring me. I assumed it was like a rattlesnake conserving his venom. You knoew I wasn;t food so used it on lother attacks. I'll talk to you later corg, this has gotten boring. Have a nice day. this guy cracks me up.

How do you plead? Not guilty. Summation: If the lawyer aint hit; you must aquit Bad tackle. He went too high. If the alledged gunman had ducked the security guard may have missed. He should have wrapped the legs and drove the guy to the ground.

Anyone want to give some props to Les Paul

My guess as well. I'm more confident in Mark winning 18 than Estaban winning 14. Too often players think that now that they have won or did X that they somehow need to make chances. Think about all the golfers that win a major then flop. With the talent in our system I'm hoping for a Dontrel Willis type happening in the 4th or 5th spot. I'm not happy with the almost certain losing of Colon.

Good Morning Corg, I see you were a bad boy while the Doctor was away and the mature people had to put away your toys. Try and be calm, it will be ok. That's what the anger management therapist has been working with you on. Some kids just don't understand an on line persona. You can make yourself anything you'd like to be. Retired, military with a woman. Sure whatever floats your boat. I still picture you as younger and probably female who doesn't like men from all your anal references. I'm still amazed that you can make anyone upset. If this isn't an act I feel very sorry for you. I can't believe you have someone to talk to other than on line. You seem a very lonely and sad individual with a lot of anger issues. You suggest to me several times that I do an impossible sexual act and call others immature. I tried to be satirical, perhaps a but witty, but never personal, I believe even you can tell the difference. I joked about the persona you've so carefully tried to create. As far as you talking to Eddie, Jerry, Frank and others I have no doubt you are hearing voices in your head. Maybe you should get them checked out. Seriously, have you checked out any of the emails offering discount psychological drugs? Perhaps the self medication route you're trying isn't working. Since I solved that constipation problem for you; perhaps this will also help But then again you may already have it bookmarked http://www.psychiatry24x7.com I found this on their site Up to 75% of schizophrenia patients don't take their medication regularly or stop treatment altogether. This often leads to return of symptoms, which can result in extreme distress, irrational behaviour and rehospitalisation. New long-acting medication can help maintain treatment and lead to more consistent therapy. God Bless you corg, I hope you get the help you need.

That's damn funny One overlooked fact is who influenced who. How many rockers point to blues as influential yet I didn't see any blues artists listed. I read somewhere (The Love You Take possibly) that John and Paul were influenced by Poco Harem. Should they be mentioned by default as an influence on THE INFLUENCE? And when we talk about the Beatles as being influencial, I really believe we mean John and Paul. I believe it was more the songwriting and downplay Ringo and George. I think they still would have been just as good with the better looking Ed Best on drums. Personally I don't think most of these bands and artists credited would have been anything without their parents f***ing them up.

Should that have been SURPRISE

The thing I like most about corg's posts are you never can tell who he/she really is. At first I was guessing 20 year old guy, then an older woman. Now I'm thinking mid 30s, probably needs to get some exercise, probably lives alone, possibly with a cat or small dog. Career wise I'm guessing something in construction, maybe a contractor. Or a college professor. Wouldn't it be funny if he is Moronotti! Of course with a little research anyone could find out the persona he's trying to create for himself. Minority owner of the Sox, talks with the players, hangs with Jerry, etc. I am always entertained my corg, but could see some people getting upset if they thought he was serious. What is unfair to corg is posters here and other places he's been, seem to be very intolerant of his posts. As soon as he pokes a little fun a bunch of people jump on his back. Of course no matter how harshly he's treated he always comes back. I wish he'd do a song for Scottie Pippen. Maybe a parody of the old Welcome Back Kotter theme.

That was pre-band. That was when you could join the insane coho lips and get a membership card and black Loop t-shirts were very cool. I always felt Dahl took too much of the blame for disco demolition. The organization approved the event and he followed the script exactly as planned. Of course it was probably the best thing possible for his career. I thought I checked once before but I believe it was one of the top 3 crowds that season and the largest for a double header in 10 years. What was Brandmeier's band?

By the way corg, it doesn't reach BTW are you typing with one hand now?

I know where I'm using that smiley, Be right back.

Call this my payback for all of those "its 85 degrees and I am shoveling sunshine" posts :finger ROTFLMAO I did mention that I will be dining al fresca 85°F Mostly Cloudy Feels Like 91°F UV Index: 4 Low Dew Point: 74°F Humidity: 69% Visibility: Unlimited Pressure: 29.99 inches and falling Wind: From the South Southeast at 18 mph

The entire British invasion. Wiped out American R&R for years when it needed to be wiped out. Who Don't forget that Swedish supergroup ABBA! Teenage Radiation

YOU BASTARDS Nothing gets me more homesick than thinking about food. Mr. Beef or almost any stand Portillos Malnatti's pork ribs anywhere south of Madison a Gyro not Greek Taco Jimmy's Hot Dogs by Arlington I'm having tacos nortenos bistek chopped up with onions, cilantro on a corn tortillo with beans. Plenty of sauca verde damn you, I miss Chicago

The financial side of baseball hinges on two different views of the league. One is of numerous independent entitites (teams) in a competition. This would be analogous to Coke, Pepsi, RC, etc. That is the common thought and IMHO ~ wrong. Baseball stages a series of entertainment events around the country and hires performers to go on this road show. While Coke could survive very well without Pepsi, the Yankees can't survive without competitive teams to play. They would wind up looking like the Harlem Globe Trotters. What is the best way to insure competitiveness? One way is like WW whatever wrestling and script the results. Not very satisfying and baseball would loose fans. They could eliminate city names; no home vs. away, just like the circus comes to town. Not a good idea either. So they need to distribute the talent evenly around the league. A draft worked well for a long time but Curt Flood and the players changed that. Now we have teams that might draft well, develop talent better than anyone, and in the end they get screwed by the richer teams. One suggestion is an annual player dispersal draft. You can protect X number of players off of your 25 man roster. Maybe 10 or 15. The rest are drafted in a even draft. First pick in round 1 gets last pick in round 2, then first pick in round 3, etc. Some sort of salary cap and salary minimum. Remember the goal is to have competition. It doesn't help if a cheap owner doesn't spend anything. Single payer system. MLB pays all the players and some mechanism is in place to fairly distribute the players. No bidding wars. Now obviously some/most of these schemes would not work, but interesting to think about.

LOL. Corg, your fun. It's too bad others don't realize you don't actually mean any of this. I can't believe some of these people get upset at you. I picture you sitting at the computer just laughing your ass off at their posts. At least that's what I'm doing at yours. Have a great day.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself

ncorgbl, you critize others spelling yet use a screen name that is spelled wrong. I noticed you asked me about my ass, you mentioned another posters diaper, and perhaps the Tub 0 Goo is actually refers to Colon's backside. May I suggest that during your group session this afternoon you ask the Doctor about anal fixation? The Doctor and the group may have some great insights into your issues. If you are trying to self medicate or work these issues out on your own, search the internet using the word Freud. I'm afraid if you search using anal fixation you'll find some sites that will excite you.

corg lives for that stuff. His best work is very good to great. I'm a Colon supporter and would love to see him stay another 3 or 4 years in Chicago but I still appreciated the effort and humor of corg's parody. When corg is attacking some people it's also some good stuff but only when he puts some effort into it. But when he gets tired or cranky or whatever and resorts to cheap bathroom shots I'm disappointed. Obviously he has some issues that would best be dealt with in therapy. However, therapy is difficult to get if you don't have private insurance or the financial means to pay for it. With government budget cuts even those most deserving and needing the therapy seldom get any. So I guess this is the best thing for him. As humanitarians we should all pitch in and help the nice old man by reading his posts and occasionally giving him targets to attack. So please, for his sake and those around him, let him flame away. And corg if you've managed to read this far you may wish to visit http://www.controllinganger.com/ http://www.constipation-relief.com/

I caught the Moody Blues at Popular Creek about 20 years ago. Awesome concert but they were beginning to show some age. I could imagine how they sound now.

You responded too fast. Slow down, concentrate and come up with something better. You have so much experience and you resort to that

ncorgbl, those damn nurses stealing your meds again? I'm wondering if during those moments when you are lucid, if you read some of your posts and realize how crazy you are off the meds (or does the medication make you crazy?) I have to defend corg, He predicted four months ago that JM would be fired and it happened! He has also predicted that KW will be fired. Years from now, when it happens, you'll remember good o' corg predicted it first. Plus, and also in corg's defense: Which one of you guys talks with Jerry and Eddie on a regular basis? Which one of you guys are an investor in the Sox? Which one of you guys chat with Frank Thomas? That's what I thought. Personally I surprised corg gives us all this insight on a free site. Usually insider tips like this are reserved for pay sites. Maybe we should give corg his own forum. corg, please keep posting here, your my favorite. And remember the home threatened to take away your computer if you continue to flame the youngsters. Relax and just keep trying to educate them. Does your room mate still think he's Nixon?

As far as Jose knowing anything about what's going on with Bartolo he probably heard that from a writer and is repeating, or read ncorgbl's song My guess is they want to get a manager in here first, then look at our top line players and then look at Jose. He's at least priority three. I liked his leadership last year and atittude. We're not going to be fielding gold gloves in every position and I thought he was serviceable at SS. He's willing to take a pay cut to stay, I think that means something and it aint all economic.

Hmmm. I'm not a conspiracy theoriest but what does everyone think about a bank teller who announces he's quitting on Monday and on Wednesday he starts discussing expensive jewelry PA, CW is available to take your confession

I finally have a local hockey team the Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees http://www.killerbeehockey.com/ They took a poll and asked what are you looking forward to. I want to see if intelligent sports fans, well at least the people here have the same taste as these fans.