Texsox

I was just tired of seeing PA's name pegged at the top of all three topics. Just spamming

Sounds like I missed the fun last night.

Isn't this BEGOODs second suspension in a month?

Yess but if I had to spend a week in bed promoting peace let it be Spears not Lennon. Laying in bed with a dead guy has got to be creepy

Drivers that insist on blocking driveways so other drives have to sit for a light to change. Idiots that don't pull up to the first pump or pull in engine to engine so you have to back up and try and get around them. Idiots like PA and 2K4 who waste my time because I just have to read whatever dribble they come up with and respond.

Now we know PA swallows

Steff since PA has a snowballs chance could I have the last man on earth chance?!

Right before you leave his place start calling people gay and pedaphiles, it's a lot of fun and he'll score points for his screen name. Be Good. PA's name is in green because he was the second grounds keeper added and should be known as Tex's assistant.

Aren't they the weird shoes without backs?

Part of the paper was taking universal stuff like eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom and looking at different cultures. By the way researching bathroom habits takes in some very weird web sites. There are some very strange sex habits out there :puke

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I was researching female urinals and someone actually researched (seriously) men's habits. Over the top was used by over 65% of men. There was also a link to a story about women who have developed the ability to pee through the fly on their pants. Takes a little practice but the author believes every woman could do it.

Guy walks into a bar "Give me three shots of tequilla" "Sure, what are you celebrating?" "My first blow job" (as he downs the third shot) "that's great, let me buy you one!" "No, if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth . . ."

Didn't you just unveil the contest

No the Commodore VIC20 allowed you to hook up a standard cassette tape recorder as your storage. The same tapes you would record music, etc. on. My 8086AT had a 10 MEGABYTE hard card. Man that was so cool. A whole 10 Meg and 640K of DRAM. Who would need anything more My first 2,400 baud internal was a full card that took an hour to configure with all the manual jumpers to config.

Only available on the Island at the micro-brewery. Last I heard they still were not shipping any.

You mean there is something better than my 2,400 baud external? Will I have to upgrade my 8086XT? I've heard there are color tv thingys instead of this amber and black I'm using. You know I almost miss my TRS80 and Commodore VIC20 with the casette tape drive. Damn that was cool.

I'm certain it will make for you a nice chair to sit on

Don't try all at once. Give yourself a gift of an hour or two a day to not think about the old relationship. Gradually it will go away. Or kill the bastard.

Not bad for a team with a recyled name. I thought they were talking about the Football team. Does anyone remember them? They won every game for the first half of the season and lost everyone the second half and I believe they turned down a playoff berth.

OMG I thought it was another breathalyzer

I was talking to a friend of mine and as I left I said Be Good! I realized I've been saying that for weeks and all because of him.

I was a Beefeater and Tonic for a long time before switching to Stoly on the rocks. Zeigan Boch You win that round. Excellent brew. Liquor? You barely kissed her! Sorry I could resist

By the way BEGOOD you little ass. I'm now stuck telling people to Be Good instead of good bye or something a normal 40+ year old would say.