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Thinking about last season (still) I wonder if moving Frank to 6 and bumping Maggs to 3 could have won us a couple games. IMNSHO Maggs should be in the 3 spot. I know it helps Frank to have Maggs back there to get him some better pitches to hit. Maybe we'll see him there next season. Has he ever made any comments about batting order?

Think he and George will be in commercials together?

Yo Aggie, Are you saying you don't like either Just like an Aggie to have a joke backfire. You know there is only one Aggie joke, all the rest are true stories

Come open, come open The magic door with me with your imagination there's so much we can see a rooma zoom zoom a romma zoom zay Anyone remember were this is from? Hint, you'll probably have to be old enough to remember the days before cable and the internet.

details oops, wait. How old are you again?

Go with 5'12" sounds even cooler.

I happened on a discussion board while looking for some tips on increasing my sales through eBay. These people are crazy. Some abstract, some obvious. They give each other points for displays, etc. Someone was selling a whatnot or widget. In the background was a mirror that had the ladies naked reflection. She received major points for that one.

If you go full package, Ribbie's got everyone beat. Name, Avatar, and Sig In a league all his own.

I'm telling you Bartman could make a lot. $20 to scream at him? If I was him I'd have the 900 number in a minute. But I'm 1600 miles away and could run to Mexico in minutes I wonder how many poeple are going to dress up like Bartman for Haloween?

There is a game of trying to have nude or semi nude sneak shots dispalyed on eBay. Look closely at some items and you will see all sorts of stuff. Anything shiney might have a reflection of a naked camera person "by accident" At least find a girl

6'1" A good friend of mine in High School and College was 6'10". Whenever a girl would ask how tall he was he'd respond how deep are you? Most couldn't reach his face to slap him some asked if he wanted to find out. Of all my close friends growing up, I was the shortest. I have a great jump shot. Total range is about 6' since I was always shooting straight up so I didn't eat it coming back.

All this insider info. here's another one: We're going to fire Manuel when JR get's back, when Eddie visits, when KW is out of town and JR is here, When JR is out of town and KW is here, at the all-star game, after the Royals series, after the Twins series. Colon is here he wants to stay Colon is gone to the Yankmees for more money Colon is here he wants to stay Colon is gone to the Yankmees for more money Colon is here he wants to stay Colon is gone to the Yankmees for more money Anybody got a smiley spinning out of control. Wake me up after New Years Day.

While I wore out the :fyou every time Billy Botch's name came up I don't buy for a minute he doesn't/didn't have an arm problem. Was/is it an injury or overwork? I don't know. I am guardidly (let's get a damn spell check?) optimistic for his 2004. Based on potential and past performance has the best chance of anyone on our 25 man roster to be a great stud closer. If not we have a bookend for Dibble. Did KW actually get

I'm worried about having a solid top 3. I expect Mark to rebound and have a 16-20 win season. I expect Cy-Lo to come back to earth and win 15. If Colon is signed I expect a 16-20 from him. After that I think 4 & 5 is open. Without Colon we have 3, 4, and 5 all up for grabs. At this point I wouldn't pen anyone into those roles.

The more Billy pitched this season the more pissed I was everytime I saw his goatee. By the 6 or 7th blown save I wanted to remove it with a chainsaw. He is my poster boy for this failed season. Abo, go for it, you can always shave later. What does your modeling agent say?

Abo, was she talking about haloween?

Ribbie, What consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes is ok. Go for it! If she'll put on the Rhubarb costum ~ even better In the classroom at the HS level, probably won't work. If they smell blood they'll be all over you. When you start to slip think JM and what it got him. Be consistant, be consistant, be consistant. I work with 11 to 18 year olds and if you waver and sometimes are lax and joking like a HS kid then come down like Miss Diseal you'll have problems. Give them praise when deserved. Find someone doing something right and sing to the heavens. Best of luck.

Triple Digits, you want triple digits. We call triple digits May, June, July, August, and part of September. Every day. 90, 100 days in a row. 90 and sunny here today. I love fall.

Hmm, I see a Fairy Tale here. Miss PA with her long blond hair. Mr. PA in his shining armor. Come on you have to out do moonlight on a bridge on Riverwalk. You keep raising the romantic bar

OMG, I just realized who he was thinking of. Major Kudos Ribbie

$19.95 say hello to her for me

Is it wrong for a man to dress up like a Knight? So Bobby have you ever watched gladiator movies . . .

Do you get egg rolls with that? Tell the operators to sit, it'll be a while

I have a business plan for him. $9.95 buys a five minute chat with Bartman. Yell, cry, talk about the goat, anything you want, only $9.95.