Texsox

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If they care more about the quality of the baseball over ratings and money.

Carter tried rescuing the hostages.

One swing baby

But he's fresh . . .

Bullpen is fresh.

Which is why I circled Buehrle starts on the schedule.

I get bathroom remodeling every inning. But no Johnny Bench Blue Emu commercials tonight.

Something to the outfield

MLB commercials aren't much better

That hurt the ivy

A dozen insurance runs would be nice

I like the results

One baserunner and he's out

I don't believe 3 runs can win this one.

Wow. That ball was moving

Random thought. I'm thinking that neighborhood still smells like piss.

X2

I laughed then cried

I'm not certain that being boring to watch is a solid metric but I do feel like I'm strapped into a car driving off a cliff at 3 mph. I know where it's going so let's just crash and get it over with.

Yet, he probably has groupies.

#dancingfordubs #worstideaever

Hmm, be consistent blue

When did Wrigley get an electronic scoreboard?

Smartest crowd ever at Wrigley