17> Think you can hide from the IRS? Dude, you can't even hide
from your seventh-grade girlfriend!
16> Senate Bills would require 60 "Likes This" to proceed to
a floor vote.
15> How strange! All the government's "friends" work at big oil
companies and investment firms.
14> Strategic "eBay Democratic Partnership" allows citizens to
bid on determining the outcome of pending legislation.
13> "USA just became a fan of Corporate Interests."
12> Republicans are hell-bent on reducing the size of government
by having it run by Twitter instead.
11> The military finally finds Bin Laden, but he ignores their
friend request.
10> Voter participation is at a record high now that the "Which
Brady Bunch Character Are You?" quiz is a factor.
9> Congressmen happily poke their pages without fear of
recrimination.
8> Tom from MySpace detained and sent to Gitmo as an enemy
combatant.
7> The Republican Party just took the quiz "What system of
government are you?" and got the result "Theocracy!"
6> Same as the real world: The Kennedys own your ass at
Mafia Wars.
5> A huge chunk of your taxes goes to Farmville subsidies.
4> The government could be brought down by a bunch of immature,
selfish adolescents with nothing better to do with their
time but come up with moronic ways to destroy our economy
and inconvenience millions of American citizens. And hackers
who aren't in Congress might pose a problem, too.
3> Regardless of the issue at hand, at least 6% of Congress
votes "Bacon!"
2> "Your senator just took the 'Which Sordid Behavior Am I Guilty
Of?' quiz with the result, 'Sex in the Alley Behind the East
Baltimore Chili's With an Underage Illegal Immigrant.'"
and Topfive.com's Number 1
Difference If Facebook Ran the Government...
1> "Hello, Justice Roberts. Justice Sotomayor has just thrown
a custard pie at you!"
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