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Infield rim power...

How is Jay Cuda not suicidal lol? Just no way he's actually a white Sox fan. This team is a train wreck you can't take your eyes off, like 2011 Adam Dunn.

Fans should be paid to watch Grandal next year. Free tickets unless the Sox are in first place.

Locked in Fort Knox hypobaric chamber/iron lung.

At least he and his father qualify for lifetime MLB pensions... Cueto getting frustrated now, too. Please ease his pain and trade him to a more deserving franchise. Just one walk and K in 75+ pitches. Lots of ground balls. He would love facing the Sox.

Neslony is so obscure nobody can spell his name...yet still a better option.

Couldn't block Cespedes and Colas. Yet they're supposedly talking to Conforto now/still?

A's announcers can't understand why Harrison was swinging too hard instead of just focusing on making contact...

Maybe we can win the division with a $300 million payroll, only five times the Guardians. Or do they still need to go up to the $350-400 million range?

What's a stronger word than horrifically or apocalyptically catastrophic? 2022 in a nutshell. Anderson with RISP. Only thing missing was Leury coming up in the sequence.

JR will probably deduct it from his paycheck or 2023 buyout.

Frustration starting to get to even normally cool headed guys like Harrison.

And Leury appearances somewhat limited even.

Would honestly rather play Delmonico or Palka right now for Sheets. Viciedo, too.

Twins starting to play more relaxed after Guardians loss and knowing the Sox are unlikely to mount a comeback at home.

Extra base hits once again deciding this one. Who knew they were important? How can the ownership front office and coaching staff possibly tolerate this bullshit play any longer?

"We just don't play well at home because we put too much pressure on ourselves..."

Well the team playing the Twins tonight honestly has the ugliest uniforms in MLB history. Belong on the Marlins when they opened their new stadium in 2012.

But the Astros lol. Who can't lose to the Mariners arguably the hottest team in baseball.

Grandal not even getting those calls anymore because he sucks so bad. I hope that was Grandal running at 60-75% lol.

Throw Giolito in there too.

Please send a charter jet to bring back Robert. Helicopters are prone to crashes. Also make sure to trade for Blackburn since he had the worst start of his career before tonight...that sounds vaguely familiar.

Patented pull hook on the ground to second.

Aaron Judge has to be outproducing the entire White Sox offense...

White Flag Trade Sox were 3 1/2 games behind a much much more talented Indians' team.