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Wheeler must be thanking his lucky stars and East Coast wife for never signing with the Sox.

Sheets DeJong Crochet Leasure Fedde has been about as expected. Wilson.

Welp. That's all the offensive excitement for tonight. At least we get their B/C pen guys in mopup duty.

Cutter.

Well, that's enough for tonight... Have to first see if Vaughn Ks. Nope. A run coming here?

Eloy at his customary 75% effort.

Team must know a no hitter makes Grifol early departure much more likely.

AL All-Star outfielder Gavin Sheets.

Yosimar Cousin was gifted the same amount of money as Turnbull for this season...

Need a Hahn or KW interview to stir things up. Probably signed NDAs.

Up goes the red no hitter in progress chyron...

Sox lineup now with six hitters at .179 and below.

Shewmake needs to retire to the side of Stone Mountain...

Stockholm Syndrome

Free Campfire Milkshakes if the White Sox get no hit promotion needs to start soon at GRF...

No hitter.

Turnbull...by the way, just a $2 million salary for 2024.

Well that out field defense is really helping us max out the Chris Flexen trade return.

They're going to have to fire Grifol at some point here just to give the national and local media another scapegoat..otherwise, the microscope is on Getz and JR too uncomfortably.

Why why why Grifol?

WTF is Crochet still out there?

Sterling with his racist tirades. The Suns' former owner. Daniel Snyder.

Dog Day is going to be simply too embarrassing for the dogs in attendance. The real dogs here are Getz's signings.

White Sox now at -60 rs/ra #2-3 in the AL, Astros at -23 and A's at -22. Well the no hitter is still a possibility.

Pull him.